Male:
An idiot who thinks they're better than anyone else, and is talented at cussing people out. (I've had experience. I used to sit next to one in science). Have a strange obsession with the words 'yo momma,' like to hang out behind gas stations, and can't say one sentence without cussing. Also can't stand to get their shiny white shoes dirty, and wash them every day.
Female:
Blond. Dyed of course. Lots of clumpy mascara, and talk valley girl. Also are obsessed with shoes, although not as much as the males, and will not be seen wearing anything other than American Eagle, South Pole, or Abercrombie and Fitch. + very skimpy clothes. Oh yeah, or Jellies/Ugs (which, by the way are the worst fashion statement known to mankind.) Giggle A LOT. Usually, they find work as cheerleaders. Once in a while, they can be nice but not for long, and still remain the opposite of anything original.
Just to summaraize: beware of townies.
An idiot who thinks they're better than anyone else, and is talented at cussing people out. (I've had experience. I used to sit next to one in science). Have a strange obsession with the words 'yo momma,' like to hang out behind gas stations, and can't say one sentence without cussing. Also can't stand to get their shiny white shoes dirty, and wash them every day.
Female:
Blond. Dyed of course. Lots of clumpy mascara, and talk valley girl. Also are obsessed with shoes, although not as much as the males, and will not be seen wearing anything other than American Eagle, South Pole, or Abercrombie and Fitch. + very skimpy clothes. Oh yeah, or Jellies/Ugs (which, by the way are the worst fashion statement known to mankind.) Giggle A LOT. Usually, they find work as cheerleaders. Once in a while, they can be nice but not for long, and still remain the opposite of anything original.
Just to summaraize: beware of townies.
townie: Yo-wuzzup, muthafucka?
me: Just shut up already!
townie: Yo momma!
me: And that is an insult how exactly?
me: Just shut up already!
townie: Yo momma!
me: And that is an insult how exactly?
by JoLlama December 15, 2007
Get the townie mug.Hi im a townie......some one please put me out of my scum bag un-educated going nowhere in life misery and shoot me in the head with the biggest gun you can find.
Im really cool, i cant fight without 6-10 of my mates, to take on one guy so ill throw some food on him.... owwie such pain. oh no not paint you might stain my school clothes..... cunt you think we care, from the eternal sayings of the 4hed JUST DIE
by xxRossCorexx April 30, 2004
Get the townie mug.A townie is merely a 'normal' person. Someone is not quite a (chav), (goth), (grunger) or (emo). This does not always mean they are decent, it could just be that they aspire to be a chav but have not quite made it yet. It is quite a vague title that shows little about the induvidual, except that they have not made a real effort to belong to an induvidual 'group.'
by Catherine D September 19, 2005
Get the townie mug.im a townie n i aint lyk dis this is all d bad townies. we is gd ppl innit n dnt ave kids n crap by d age of like 15 or wat eva ya chattin bout. i ave REAL burberry not fake so u chattin shit. i dnt even lyk cider. all me golds real n not tacky. i dnt go round startin on ppl 4 no reason so fukin get ur facts ryt
by townie_hoe October 21, 2004
Get the townie mug.Along with Chav, the English definition for a ned. Townies have spread from Scotland to England and outlying countries in the past years. What I can say to that is this:
"Oh dear me."
"Oh dear me."
by Ned Seagoon September 2, 2005
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townie: waort uuuu looookin aaat puuuuuuseeee
g/t/n: nothing you fuckin chav
townie: wart uuuu ganna doo ill git maa bruvas on uuuuu
townies mates (as theyd never say this alone) ohhhhhhhhhhh!
g/t/n: okay then (sacasticaly, then walks a way smikin while bres shout pussy after them
townie: waort uuuu looookin aaat puuuuuuseeee
g/t/n: nothing you fuckin chav
townie: wart uuuu ganna doo ill git maa bruvas on uuuuu
townies mates (as theyd never say this alone) ohhhhhhhhhhh!
g/t/n: okay then (sacasticaly, then walks a way smikin while bres shout pussy after them
by kill a chav September 10, 2008
Get the townie mug.Think it's cool to add innit or some form of swear word into eaqch sentence at least 3 times, if they have the i.q. to even string a sentence together. Female townies will scrape their hair back so tightly when teh sun reflects off the layers of gel it looks like they're bald and have a ponytail/bun slap bang ontop of their heads tied with a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugely expensive 10p hair bunch from 'tha f***in markeet innit'. Both male and female townies think they look 'f***in mingin' innit' if they're not dripping in fake gold jewlery, consisting of at least 3 gold rings on each hand and at least 3 necklaces. Male townies tend to wear burberry hats balancing dangerously on their heads which threaten to fall off any minute if the wind blows and in fact, if they move therefor making it impossible to 'bash yer f***in head in mate innit'. All townies have blatant disrespect for any kinda of class concerning designer labels and get cheap knock off's at the previously mentioned 'markeet' that they think look genuine even though they got it for a fiver. Townies are general scum of the earth!
townie girl 1: Oi, didjajustgivemamateanevil? (rough translation: did you just give my friend an evil glare?)
alarmed regular person: no
townie girl 1: yeahuf***indid, if***insawya. (rough translation: yes you did, i saw you)
townie girl 2: iwudbashyouaf***inheadinbutiaintfinishedmyfaganidntwannaurtmababby. (rough translation : i would beat you up if i actually had the balls and wasn't so sh*t scared that you would fight back and actually pummel my into the ground, now carry on as normal and i shall poretend to beat you up in another 9 months when i have had my baby and have my new boyfriend/bodyguard with me at all times. Good day)
alarmed regualr person speedily walks off and alerts the police, catch those filthy scumbags!
alarmed regular person: no
townie girl 1: yeahuf***indid, if***insawya. (rough translation: yes you did, i saw you)
townie girl 2: iwudbashyouaf***inheadinbutiaintfinishedmyfaganidntwannaurtmababby. (rough translation : i would beat you up if i actually had the balls and wasn't so sh*t scared that you would fight back and actually pummel my into the ground, now carry on as normal and i shall poretend to beat you up in another 9 months when i have had my baby and have my new boyfriend/bodyguard with me at all times. Good day)
alarmed regualr person speedily walks off and alerts the police, catch those filthy scumbags!
by fairybelle24 August 18, 2004
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