touching wieners

when two guys touch their hot dogs together.

"Hey homosexual man, I would love to touch my steaming pork sausage against your somewhat smaller hot dog." "Sure thing buddy. I would love to be touching wieners with you."

by Theoriginalarthur November 29, 2013

touchies

Physical act of touching an object with the back of the hands. Proper technique includes arms extended, wrists bent, fingers extended towards the ground, and palms inboard.

Usually performed impulsively as a means of distraction or frustration when with a large group that is trying to make a time deadline.

"Sorry we are late, but right when we got back to the car, he had to do a touchies on this telephone pole half a mile away."

by macfrugal May 22, 2010

touching the cenotaph

a euphemism for male masturbation, referring to the fondling of the old obelisk

CCP: Where's Gafgarion?

ProfessorX: He's off touching the cenotaph again.

CCP: Wow, he's going to go blind.

by ProfessorX May 10, 2004

Touching Cloth

You're clenching hard, but the little brown turlte has got his head out of the shell, and is chomping on your underpants.

The fact that we was touching cloth rapidly disuaded him from from letting rip a trouser tornado.

by Jockey August 19, 2003

touching the sides

when you have something to eat and it's not satisfying you can describe as not touching the sides, can also be used to refer to a loose orifice

i was banging this girl and it just wasn't touching the sides

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Casual Touching

The act of sexually touching someone you are not in a relationship with, using your hands, right before, during or right after sexual activity.

Armando provided casual touching to his brother's fiancee, the day before the wedding.

by C_word and the Bear January 10, 2010

Touching

The act of engaging in physiscal contact with an object and or thing.

"Mommy, gods touching me again."

by MMT December 20, 2005