torqued asshole

Rectal tearing from excessive anal activities

I have a torqued asshole because of David from last nights sex

by NtotheD October 9, 2018

Torqued

When you have testicular torsion

Bro 1: Bro I’m so torqued rn
Bro 2: You should probably go to the hospital

by thatfunnygermanman October 19, 2023

German Torque Wrench

When a person is performing fellatio on a man, they wrap the ball sack counter clockwise around the shaft until receiver says “Neín!” (no).
Thus setting the torque to 9 (“Neín”) ball rotations.

Can you hand me an ice pack, Jenna gave me a German torque wrench behind the roller rink last night.

My balls feel 2 inches longer after Bobby gave me that German torque wrench last Tuesday.

by JAbedtime June 21, 2025

Torqued

Torqued, as in physically strong, sturdy or buff much like the torque of a car.

"Jeez, can you believe how torqued Travis Willingham is!? The dude is SWOLE!"

"What the hell is that supposed to mean??"

by Splambo February 8, 2025

Torqued

So torqued, so hard, so embarassing ready to fight any human intelligence to cross his path, sad.

Fully torqued, so hard, so embarassing.

by chasisfullytorqued June 25, 2018

Torqued

An absolute unstoppable feeling whereby anyone in your way will euther bow before you or die. Similar to excitement but to the point where you could put your head through a fuckin' wall.

Bro, I'm so fuckin torqued today I'm definitely going to PR my deadlift.

by Gunnerteddington September 15, 2022

Torque

To completely light someone up.

LeBron just broke someone’s ankles and hit a 3 pointer. Get torqued.

by Loliguessthesearewords September 12, 2025