torps

Breasts. Derived from "torpedoes." Used to refer to the breasts of someone that you work with. A wink-wink type office friendly code.

"Nice torps."
-Dan

by Jocko Malloy March 11, 2004

torpedo dude

A person who is an arrogant, passive aggressive dickface who believes he can write excellent papers, when in reality, it is just a bunch of words copied from cited sources

It is impossible to get any work done with a torpedo dude on board because he rejects another team member's idea in the most passive aggressive way while being extremely self-righteous.

by get_of_idiots May 17, 2012

Brown torpedo

When you are about to take a shit are are just about to release your load and you have a massive sneeze..This then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. This will usually cause large splashes and get your bum wet.

When you have a cold you will most likely experience more than one brown torpedo

by Skubasteve4312 November 2, 2011

Car Torpedo

Going 100+ mph in a car without a seatbelt and crashing into an object; therefore, launching yourself through the wind shield and obliterating yourself.

Jeff’s wife divorced him, leaving him a state of depression.
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain

by ProbablySam October 30, 2021

cleveland torpedo

Also known as a tornegro - when you shit in the pool.

I's over swimming at Teresa's and left her a cleveland torpedo.

by Andrew BX August 26, 2006

Torped

To be "torped" is when either you or your friends are storming on a night out or an event, when your batteries are at full charge. Derived from the marine weapon the torpedo which charges through water and inflicts maximum damage onto things it connects with. It can also be used to describe random, crazy or astonishing behavior by a person.

"Did you see how much cocaine he did last night? He was so torped."
"I spoke to her for 5 minutes and then shagged her in someones front garden, it was fully torped."
"Mate the football on Saturday is going to super torped, cant wait"

by Breamy January 2, 2020

Sausage Torpedo

English slang for penis. Also known as Bacon torpedo, meat wand, Flesh staff etc.

Hey baby, why dont you and I lounge around and play with my Sausage Torpedo.

by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005