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Toddler Lunch

A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.
I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”
by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025
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Two Ton Toddler’s

Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.
The Two Ton Toddler’s have no idea what it really means to be an adult”
by LowStuff5019 May 26, 2024
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Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021
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Crime Toddler

Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.
"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"

"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"

NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized
by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 26, 2023
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toddler

an annoying ass kid who cries over everything
man im bouta kick yo toddler ass back into where you came from
by mcgdvdhsuwgdgx July 19, 2023
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Toddler

A demon that feasts on your happiness and constatly begs for attention and shits in diapers
Guy 1: Y'know why i hate Toddlers?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: They don't pay taxes.
by just_star July 29, 2022
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Toddleritis

A disease of the mind that often inflicts one when they spend a lot of time with a toddler.
I’ve been taking care of a toddler by myself all week. I have extreme Toddleritis.
by gingerinstripes July 23, 2022
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