Tockwith

Mathematically proven centre of the observable universe. Home of the Brau Beast.
Tourist Attractions include The Boot and Shoe, Ralph Garth, Costcutter, the sports field, and Shabba Palace.
Some say once you've been a resident you can never truly leave and the inescapable pull of the village will never let go. Tockwith's very own gravitational force is proportionally as strong as magnetism, particularly at Christmas time.
See also condefended

I was going to go live in Maui this year and spend my days lounging on the beach watching the pacific sunrise but I decided to get back to Tockwith instead for a brau.

by Spamela Hamderson September 22, 2011

tocino

The Spanish word for the food from the Heavens known as bacon.

Me encanta el tocino!!!

by TocinoLuvr December 18, 2013

Bro-tocol

Bro Protocol. Standard procedures and guidelines for bro behavior and bro gatherings.

What should be do tonight bro?
Let's play some beer pong and then pick up some bitches, that's pretty standard bro-tocol for a Friday.

by Question Factory May 2, 2010

Tick Tock

A slang term, not yet socially recognized, for a person of diminished mental capacity.

That tick tock just ate a piece of gum off the sidewalk.

by The Canadian Water Champ July 5, 2019

tockow

1: A Shitty way to spell Taco by hipsters.

2: Probably some idiot's name.

Idiot: Hey, are we having Tockows tonight?

Sensible Human Being: What the fuck did you just say?

by MangSnipes June 12, 2018

tocic

Your locked up toxic but you mislead is. Tocic

Man I wanna be friends with her but she tocic and she will stab me in the back like she did all her other friends. But she is hands down really cool

by I am human September 22, 2020

tocrz

A style just like indie or y2k but with darker colors. For example, brown, black, dark blue, etc. Often worn by teens.

Oh! I just love your tocrz style!

by Lindsay Reed June 23, 2021