A kick ass game that has tons of enemies and shit and has building and crafting and there is this shit person named TheLegend27 who keeps ducking stealing my diamonds. (Diamonds are in minecraft. All the "special kids" moved to Fortnite a shitty game that's banned in North Korea and sometimes people who live in China make a United states flag and blow it up in this game. It's fun for the whole family came out May 17th 2009 and created me 9 years of rage because the fucking ghasts keeping killing me.
by Sendmementalhelp May 20, 2019
Get the Minecraft mug.Similar to a Facebook Minute but it occurs when you are about to play Call of Duty but instead decide to quickly open your laptop to check your email then notice that you have the Minecraft button on your desktop and want to go on multiplayer just to check. This 'Check' can take from 10 minutes to 12 hours or more.
John: Dude where were you yesterday? You said we would play at 9:30!
Matt: Sorry man. Got sucked into another Minecraft Minute.
John: What the hell man that's the third time this week!
Matt: Sorry man. Got sucked into another Minecraft Minute.
John: What the hell man that's the third time this week!
by TheSniper997 July 22, 2011
Get the Minecraft Minute mug.The single most addicting game in the world, side effects are anti-sociality, fear of light, explodingpenisphobia, a fear of the Creeper, occasional dreams only in blocks and thinking Minecraft is real.
person1: I punched my refrigerator to get milk.
person2: You dumbass you know you need a bucket for milk
person3: Minecraft is not real you need a fucking cup for milk dumbasses!
person1,2: Um, We knew that
person2: You dumbass you know you need a bucket for milk
person3: Minecraft is not real you need a fucking cup for milk dumbasses!
person1,2: Um, We knew that
by Kitty Carvis September 8, 2011
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Get the among us pewdiepie t series minecraft fartnite roblox memes shitpost status rick astley god mug.An effect caused by playing a game of Minecraft for too long.
1. Fear of light. Fear of darkness. Fear of noises that resemble bow-shooting. Fear of SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS noise. Urge to punch trees and animals.
When not playing, you're planning what you'd build next, what area of your MC world you'd go to explore, so on.
Plus, you dream (daydream, too) in blocks.
2. When you finally get sick of minecrafterbating and decide to get outside and roar! You're so proud of yourself you break the habit, you're telling all your friends you quit.
But no need for them to worry, this won't last long, soon you'll be back mining >:-
1. Fear of light. Fear of darkness. Fear of noises that resemble bow-shooting. Fear of SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS noise. Urge to punch trees and animals.
When not playing, you're planning what you'd build next, what area of your MC world you'd go to explore, so on.
Plus, you dream (daydream, too) in blocks.
2. When you finally get sick of minecrafterbating and decide to get outside and roar! You're so proud of yourself you break the habit, you're telling all your friends you quit.
But no need for them to worry, this won't last long, soon you'll be back mining >:-
1. A: man, we went to the field trip today. and there was that herd of sheep - grrrrrrrrrrrrrr, wat a waste of cloth! i soooooooo wanted to punch them!
B: IRL? XD
A: yeah
B: join the club, you have minecraft sickness)))
2.
A: alas, my friends, Ted won't join us at server tonight. he said he has a minecraft sickness ;)
B: oh, like, AGAIN? XD
B: IRL? XD
A: yeah
B: join the club, you have minecraft sickness)))
2.
A: alas, my friends, Ted won't join us at server tonight. he said he has a minecraft sickness ;)
B: oh, like, AGAIN? XD
by DodoSnail July 5, 2011
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