Thwarping

The act of Shaving ones testicle hair with a large or rusted battle axe or slappin yo" baby maker with a roasted corn dog

(Man1)Dude my nuts ache

(Man2)... why

(Man1) i was Thwarping

(Man2) With the dog or the axe

(Man1) fuck man both

by Thwarp mastar April 10, 2008

pat, pat, splendid, THWAP

A reference to the infamous fisting scene in the film, Caligula, in which Caligula pats the arse of a young man, pronounces it splendid and then buries his wrist in it.

Use in any case where it seems fit.

Generally quoted whenever the words pat or splendid are used or any references to patting

by D March 31, 2004

thwt

To Hell With This

It's 5 in the morning, and I'm not going to finish my AP Euro project. Thwt, I'll do it tomorrow.

by DynasticRuler September 10, 2012

Thwizzing

To rub rigorously on your male genitalia until ejaculation occurs.

I was thwizzing last night when my daddy walked in.

by srpeters23 November 27, 2009

thwang

Being paranoid when your all messed up.

Just chill man, don't be thwangin.

by Brandon September 16, 2003

thwomp

Twenty dollars worth of marijuana.

"Dude, I gotta pick up some thwomps from my dealer today; I've only got two thwomps left!"

"Shit, son."

by vinfiz August 6, 2009

thwonk

The sound made when you receive head. This term is used by men to talk with their friends about hookups so the girls wont understand.

Alex: So what did you end up doing last night?
Bob: She was like thwonk yo.

by Chase Redden January 13, 2008