sit on my throne

Having to release feces, but on one's own preferred toilet.

I feel terrible. I'm about to go sit on my throne in the lobby's bathroom.

Hurry up! I need to sit on my throne before class. Yes this one. No other throne can compare.

by Jules Ferguson October 3, 2009

throne of lightning

A sexual act. Begin by having sex seated while on the toilet. While engaged in this act take a shit... when you feel yourself about ready to cum pick your partner up off you and force their head down into the toilet, now filled with your shit, expect a violent reaction, and then inject their ass, or vagina, with your load

Heather was fucking pissed when she got the throne of lightning

by Pan Satyr July 4, 2007

Throne Sausage

You figure it out.

Man, I left a throne sausage so big my asshole is bleeding.

by StUmP October 5, 2003

throwness

a term that Heidegger used to describe Dasein's understanding of itself via its simultaneous embodiment of all the potentialities of its being. Dasein already is in every way that it could ever possibly be. this is its throwness.

"holy fuck, look at that girl's ass! IT HAS THROWNESS!"

by i can use a pseudonym May 13, 2005

throesch

addiction to hamburger with cheese and french frie grease

i can see myself turning into a major throesch. maybe i should stop eating and attend to the gym today.

by 230 iyoayas March 14, 2011

thronegasm

the overwhelming gratification one has when watching HBO's Game of Thrones, that may or may not involve a physical discharge.

"Hey, did you see last week's Game of Thrones?"

"Yeah, it was so good I had a thronegasm."

by thelowburn November 7, 2012

throne-pisser

Male who habitually urinates while sitting, and avoids using the conventional standing position. (see throne-piss)

I used to get so embarrassed by getting piss all over my jeans whenever I went to the toilet, but since I became a dedicated throne-pisser, my clean jeans have been the talk of the town!

A: I didn't hear you pissing just then.
B: Oh that's right, I sat down to avoid making noise and pissing on myself.
A: Reeeal? Did you change your tampons too you throne-pisser?

by theoriginalfugmo November 28, 2013