Not to be mistaken for the Golden Deuce, the Throne Gnome is a turd that sits alone in the toilet, in the absence of toilet paper. This differs from the Golden Deuce in that toilet paper was indeed required, but was deposited elsewhere so as to imply that no toilet paper was used. Typically, this garners a much grander response when the turd is enormous, semi-soft, or both. Bonus points are awarded for floaters.
by Derange-O October 05, 2013
by Joffrey June 16, 2014
Brian: "You have anything to read in your bathroom"
Matt: "If you had an iPhone you'd be throne booking right now"
Matt: "If you had an iPhone you'd be throne booking right now"
by ididthat October 25, 2011
To urinate while sitting down. (exclusive to males)
This is usually done to greatly reduce the chance of embarrassment caused by wet patches, splashback, dripping, excessive sound and other problems that can occur while a man urinates in the conventional upright position. (also recognized as an effective side bowl method)
Most commonly performed in high-intimacy social situations such as dates. However recently, many men have adopted this style as common practice and standard etiquette. (see throne-pisser)
The most common method is to sit far rear on the seat, and to point the penis downwards into the concave of the bowl using the index and middle fingers to apply pressure to the top the shaft.
While it is sometimes thought of as simple, finding the perfect balance of direction and pressure according to the unique shape and material of the bowl has been regarded by men as an art form, requiring a delicate touch and intense self control.
This is usually done to greatly reduce the chance of embarrassment caused by wet patches, splashback, dripping, excessive sound and other problems that can occur while a man urinates in the conventional upright position. (also recognized as an effective side bowl method)
Most commonly performed in high-intimacy social situations such as dates. However recently, many men have adopted this style as common practice and standard etiquette. (see throne-pisser)
The most common method is to sit far rear on the seat, and to point the penis downwards into the concave of the bowl using the index and middle fingers to apply pressure to the top the shaft.
While it is sometimes thought of as simple, finding the perfect balance of direction and pressure according to the unique shape and material of the bowl has been regarded by men as an art form, requiring a delicate touch and intense self control.
"On my date last night I was so nervous that i decided to throne piss, and it turned out just fine!"
A: "Dude, I didn't hear you pissing just then."
B: "That's coz I was throne-pissing bro!"
A: "Holy shit, I do that too!"
A: "Dude, I didn't hear you pissing just then."
B: "That's coz I was throne-pissing bro!"
A: "Holy shit, I do that too!"
by theoriginalfugmo November 28, 2013
by Jan Jan the Candyman October 08, 2011
A Persian Throne is achieved when the woman (or gay male) ingests a quantity of glitter.
meanwhile the man (who will be delivering the penis) shaves off his pubic hair and saves them in a suitable container for later.
After a few hours the one who ingested the glitter then receives anal intercourse. Which will result in a 'truffle butter' style fluid (combination of lube and excrement)
once this state is achieved the pre-cut pubic hair is then thrown onto the moist anus and surrounding area causing it to stick and creating a 'Persian Throne'
meanwhile the man (who will be delivering the penis) shaves off his pubic hair and saves them in a suitable container for later.
After a few hours the one who ingested the glitter then receives anal intercourse. Which will result in a 'truffle butter' style fluid (combination of lube and excrement)
once this state is achieved the pre-cut pubic hair is then thrown onto the moist anus and surrounding area causing it to stick and creating a 'Persian Throne'
"wow, I gave the Mrs a Persian Throne last night... she fucking loved it!!"
"Hey , what did you do last night?"
"Well, i met up with my bae and after he was covered in truffle butter i gave him a Persian Throne. Best night ever!"
"Hey , what did you do last night?"
"Well, i met up with my bae and after he was covered in truffle butter i gave him a Persian Throne. Best night ever!"
by BenMac28 February 10, 2017
Someone who partakes in the act of throne surfing, in which somebody surfs the internet on an internet capable device, most commonly a mobile phone, whilst on the toilet taking a shit.
MALE: I'm such an avid Throne Surfer, I surf the net whilst taking a dump every day
or
FEMALE: Whenever I sit down to take a pee, I become an avid Throne Surfer.
or
FEMALE: Whenever I sit down to take a pee, I become an avid Throne Surfer.
by Soke No Last Name April 03, 2011