A penis so damn huge, that it doesn't get hard. This bad boy is typically 10 to 14 inches big and is carried around by a 6'4 brolic black man, the best example being OG Mudbone.
by PoppaBert May 25, 2018
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Get the Sheboygan sleeper mug.This is someone who has sexual encounters in no other location other than kitchens. Often times they are wearing a giant egg costume (like that over easy omelet costumes on Halloween), while the other person is wearing a bacon costume. It does not matter what sex is wearing what costume, however. When they want to "spice it up" one wears a tabasco costume. Another version of kitchen sleeper can be seen in the image.
"Jack and Jill were kitchen sleepers, and they tried to get me to spice it up, but I didn't have the costume."
by Kitchen Sleeper February 16, 2018
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Get the sleeper asshole mug.When someone is gay or lesbian that you never would have thought to be so because they hid it so well.
Boy was I shocked to find out that ( ) was gay. I've known him for 10 years. Man he was definitely a closet sleeper.
I have been lusting after ( ) for years just to find out she was a closet sleeper. What a tease!
I have been lusting after ( ) for years just to find out she was a closet sleeper. What a tease!
by Silkysmooth October 27, 2012
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Dude, I already told you, I'm a Talented Sleeper.
Dude, I already told you, I'm a Talented Sleeper.
by lurpy101 June 15, 2011
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