Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.
Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.
by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019
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Ricardinho Pitt

Ricardinho Pitt is the name of the legend, that there is somewhere in this world a man so manly, so alpha male and so beautiful that he can penetrate woman's vulvas just by thinking about it. Legend says, he has the highest body count the world has ever seen, making Rasputin look like an absolute amateur.

His morning ritual is to send his screening Instagram messages to countless females around the area, looking for another chance to fool them into thinking he is the man of their children, when in reality, he's the highest form of a gigolo.

This extraordinary creature has never before seen ability to mate with the ugliest females, even when sober. Lastly, Ricardinho Pitt is a man who will not tolerate other man's lack of manlihood.
Girl: "Hi"
Guy: "I think I'm gonna Ricardinho Pitt her..."
by fabiofcferreira May 18, 2023
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Seth’s Brad Pitt theory

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.
Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.
by Slamdiesel February 16, 2024
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Jack Pitts

Oh my god! It's Jack Pitts! Run!
by JackPittsstan May 29, 2024
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real pitt

is two words that describe a group of lit young people who stands on business and can’t be taken as a joke.
13hunnid block and 0ne4 We some real pitts.
by Heather Ramey November 24, 2021
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Pitt online

A man by the name of Denny little, got the hit record with his big boner. He batted a 9.00 the only time he got out was from a broken pp after he came on his monitor
That man goes to Pitt online
by Matt scarp December 17, 2022
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Pitt Football

Complete trash. Garbage team, University, and fanbase.
The shit I took yesterday had more potential than Pitt Football
by YourDeadMom27 December 16, 2019
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