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Taking a Pitts

When one takes off on a work weekend leaving the rest of the shift to struggle to answer calls and become overworked.
Hey man I think I’m gonna be taking a Pitts this weekend
“Man go to hell
by Go’on August 7, 2019
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French Brad Pitt

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.
If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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The Tre-Pitt

When you are engaging in intercourse and a woman places your ankles to ears in order to engage in fellatio.
Did your girl preform the Tre-Pitt on you last night?

Yes! My ankles were at my ears. It was heavenly.
by GigglyGoof October 29, 2023
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Bum Pitts

When a woman's bum is big and hangs over and hides creases in her upper leg
Hey fat ass clean yer bum Pitts
by The tinker July 31, 2012
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Seth’s Brad Pitt theory

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.
Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.
by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024
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Stew-pitt

1.)Your mind when it is at risk of boiling over with seemingly infinte quantities of genius ideas.

To mere mortals these ideas may seem incomprehensible and "stewpit".

2.)A moshpit that is moving in a circular motion and is about to boil over with the hot sweat of countless roving bodies.
1.) When I smoked that J a billion brilliant ideas flooded my mind. The waters of the flood soon began to boil as the unbridled energy of countless unborn ideas stoked the fires of my mind. My mind was a real stew-pitt.

2.) The stew-pitt was so hot and wet I felt as if I was about to be boiled alive.
by Dedraterdater February 8, 2023
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Lady Pitts

A fucking ghetto ass school inside another school just outside the projects that teaches ghetto black girls who get pregnant in their teens how to take care of their child.
I'm pregnant???? Well, I guess I gotta go to Lady Pitts now...
by ummmmnotghetto September 21, 2009
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