girl peen

A girl with a penis in a fictional story, also written as G!P

Her teacher has a girl peen

by junk November 14, 2013

Shot Peened

When are girl unexpectedly grabs your junk at the bar; usually on the dance floor. The girl must not be good looking because you shouldnt enjoy a shot peening

My buddy got shot peened by an old lady at bar.

by Mr. Magoo Balls November 16, 2010

peen cleav

Showing a portion of shaft, and possibly a hint of balls. No tip allowed.

Let's see some peen cleav, baby.

Looks like it's one of those peen cleav kind of evenings.

by PeteyPeter May 3, 2014

peen dip

peen dip: similar to "bean dip"; the act of scooping a guys weener (penis) with your hand and yelling "peen dip!" Also see "vageen dip"

"john doe look at him his balls and weendog are showing through his shorts. i dare you to peen-dip it."

john doe: "ok...*yells* PEEN DIP!" and scoops the mans penis with his hand

by katrina244 November 12, 2013

Queen of Peen

Queen of Peen or Q.O.P for short, is a commendatory title given to a female friend whose sexual conquests outnumber that of others in her friendship circle. In other words, a female 'player'.

Friend: "Did you see Chloe last night? She was surrounded by like five guys."

You: "Yeah, she is totally the Queen of Peen."

by saranda December 17, 2013

Alex the peen

A dutty druge who gets paranoid 24/7 over being in a jungle. He also is a baldy/growing mop that is depressed 25/8 except for when he is being a stoner with Zak

Person 1: hi

Alex the peen: wanna go for a fat doink

by Alex the peen November 11, 2019

Peen hurt

When you jerk off and your penis becomes irritated or sore

Dude i just jacked off now i got peen hurt

by Ya hoi June 13, 2019