(2) I went to John Ball Park Zoo in Grand Rapids, Michigan (USA). While in the Petting Zoo, I saw an example of the pork diet. A goat was walking around shitting fecal milk duds, and a pig was following close behind gobbling them up as soon as they hit the ground!
by Peter Apostle June 04, 2009
When an Awesome friend starts dating a girl and changes himself so much that he is no longer himself, Thus becoming the Diet Coke version of himself.
Clint: Adam we should invite Nate out to the bars with us!!
Adam: I dunno...He's going to invite his girlfriend and when she's around he's like the Diet Coke of Nate!!
Clint: Oh what a Diet Bro!
Adam: I dunno...He's going to invite his girlfriend and when she's around he's like the Diet Coke of Nate!!
Clint: Oh what a Diet Bro!
by KodiakDragon July 27, 2011
by spencer1 March 22, 2007
its stupid to be on a myspace diet because you don't know what's going on with your friends, favorite bands, and television shows.
by millie39993 October 30, 2006
Chester: I'm going to kick you ass for some reason!
Simon: Please, sir, I'm a diabetic!
Chester: Okay, sport. I respect your ailment. Okay, now just give me your arm. It's indian-burn time!
Simon: Wow you really opened a can of Diet whoopass on me! I recognize!
Simon: Please, sir, I'm a diabetic!
Chester: Okay, sport. I respect your ailment. Okay, now just give me your arm. It's indian-burn time!
Simon: Wow you really opened a can of Diet whoopass on me! I recognize!
by Simon and Chester December 04, 2003
The college diet is in full effect at universities.
by Ivanna Humpalottt January 07, 2008
Tim knew that the summer was fast approaching, so he went on a DILF Diet to make sure he'd get as much attention as his kids when he took his shirt off at the beach
by Hartless December 28, 2009