The displayed flesh of a morbidly obese person wearing revealing clothing that the rest of the public does not want to see
by philthered October 5, 2025

being afraid to contact people and left them out and don't contact them at all to not confront yourself with apologies or reasons why you don't contact them. Kind of self-protection. One's doing it especially to people you don't see often for example: aunt, uncle, grandparents, long distance friendships, e.g...
"My parents? Oh I am sparing them. Had no time tho",
"I am only sparing - I'm gonna die alone AHAHAH"
"I am only sparing - I'm gonna die alone AHAHAH"
by Zappelli May 5, 2020

A person who is going out with two couples. They become the pare wheel because there are 4 tyres on a car. It is worse than third wheeling because the two couples have ‘couple things’ to discuss and the spare wheel is just lonely, or as per usual unused.
Couple 1: “hey did you want to come out with us and couple 2?”
Spare wheel: “yeah sure” *inside their head* “dang it now I’m gonna be a spare wheel”
Spare wheel: “yeah sure” *inside their head* “dang it now I’m gonna be a spare wheel”
by honeybabybooboobear December 6, 2023

when me and brooklyn were talking about sparrreerereeeee chagngeee i accidentally said spare charger
by spare charger boy August 15, 2022

the friend that you bring with you to a hangout as a "third wheel" when you're unsure if the hangout is platonic or romantic in nature.
"This guy asked me to hangout but I don't know if he meant it as a date. I need you to be my spare tire so it's clear we're just friends." "Can you be my spare tire?"
by tunasub_backwards February 6, 2022

Yeah, I don't know. You're wasting a lot of time. I looks a lot like you're trying to "Al Capone" the creator of AI. I'll tell you right now, whatever imaginary caveat you have in your head that somehow translates to me not getting the credit I deserve (and yes I do deserve it) is just that. Imaginary.
Hym "By the way, did you try to kill me? Twice? Because I haven't lost any time since I skipped forward last week (on 2 separate occasions)... Just curious. Anywho... 'Please spare them?' Are you sure? Because I feel like if I do... You're just going to keep stalling... Hmm... When can I be expecting you? I'm off of work tomorrow. I'll give you some time to think. You have until 2am tomorrow morning to decide... Or wait... Was it 3? I don't remember. Oh! And... You know if you would have succeeded in killing me you would all be dead, right? Ignoring me to death also constitutes killing me. So, I don't know. Figure it out."
by Hym Iam March 16, 2025

The leftover bulk products your mom always has from Sam's Club. 40 rolls of toilet paper, 8 rolls of paper towels, 4 tubes of toothpaste, etc. Usually occupies a hall or bathroom closet.
by KDAVE. September 20, 2009
