Corroded coffin

The name of Eddie Munsons band from the show stranger things

Chrissy: “Corroded Coffin how could I forget!”

by Kaydenthegachakid July 5, 2022

Coffin dodgers

An person in retirement or who is over the age of 70

So get this. Old people are called coffin dodgers right, and people with arthritis are more likely to die at a younger age. So, do you think that because of the arthritis, they are to slow to dodge the coffin??

by G1_ThomasX February 28, 2022

Coffin Chaser

Anyone who exclusively dates alternative people. I.E goths, punks and everything in between.

Girl #1 - That guy is such a Coffin Chaser, Veronica. C'mon, he only dates the goths. He dated Goth Girl #1 and Goth Girl #2. You don't want him.
Girl #2 - Oh, I didn't know that, Tracy.

by grassfedbottom June 3, 2021

Coffin dance

A meme in 2021 that became popular.

Jack: What is a coffin dance? Almost everyone: .....

by lucas789 June 27, 2021

coffin vagina

A vagina that carries, mutates and causes the outbreak of the condition known as coffin dick. A male's mortal enemy.

Girl 1: "Hey girl my vagina feels corpse like on the inside."

Girl 2: "Oh no you must have spawned a case of that coffin vagina."

by ibaphomet November 8, 2007

coffin kid

Equivalent to the Baby Bat, a goth poser who listens to Marilyn Manson, MCR and the like. Or death metal.

Coffin kids are destroying the reputation of the gothic subculture.

by bella_mystique January 29, 2008

Coffin Sleeper

Someone who sleeps on their back with their hands to the side and legs straight out

"Dude I was trying to spoon with her but she's a coffin sleeper and slept like a rock"

"Oh that's the worst man"

by BossMan45 January 9, 2012