Nailed the coffin

When someone said the funny/joke/hillarious things about that person but they got offended instead

Jenny: I'm craving for milk
Jack: Wanna try my milk ? Pfft ~
John: hahaha,you nailed the coffin dude

by Sadasu January 30, 2017

Coffin dodgers

An person in retirement or who is over the age of 70

So get this. Old people are called coffin dodgers right, and people with arthritis are more likely to die at a younger age. So, do you think that because of the arthritis, they are to slow to dodge the coffin??

by G1_ThomasX February 28, 2022

penis coffin

Surrendering one's penis by dating someone who is incapable of having sex with (see robbing the grave).

John: Did you hear Robbie's dating a woman who's 72 years old?
Matt: Isn't he like 38?
John: Yeah, he better get a penis coffin because he's robbing the grave.

by Poop Gollum October 28, 2013

Coffin dance

A meme in 2021 that became popular.

Jack: What is a coffin dance? Almost everyone: .....

by lucas789 June 27, 2021

coffin vagina

A vagina that carries, mutates and causes the outbreak of the condition known as coffin dick. A male's mortal enemy.

Girl 1: "Hey girl my vagina feels corpse like on the inside."

Girl 2: "Oh no you must have spawned a case of that coffin vagina."

by ibaphomet November 8, 2007

Coffin Sleeper

Someone who sleeps on their back with their hands to the side and legs straight out

"Dude I was trying to spoon with her but she's a coffin sleeper and slept like a rock"

"Oh that's the worst man"

by BossMan45 January 9, 2012

coffin kid

Equivalent to the Baby Bat, a goth poser who listens to Marilyn Manson, MCR and the like. Or death metal.

Coffin kids are destroying the reputation of the gothic subculture.

by bella_mystique January 29, 2008