1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.
2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.
2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.
1) "That girl is gorgeous."
"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."
2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."
"Ark of the Covenant!"
"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."
2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."
"Ark of the Covenant!"
by jmitch77 November 8, 2016
Get the ark of the covenantmug. A moment in the Video Game "Ark Survival Evolved" that defies logical explanation, most commonly caused by a glitch or other unexplainable event.
Justin: Damnit I think my Rock Drake pushed me through the bottom of the map while we were logged off and I died with the artifact in my inventory
Max: Sounds like an Ark Moment to me.
Max: Sounds like an Ark Moment to me.
by Soob12 October 19, 2023
Get the Ark Momentmug. In reference to "The Joker"; when a person has become a menace to society (general tomfooleries, "jokes" that are far beyond the acceptable standard, crime, dastardly behavior )
person 1: "Man, did you hear what Josiah said in the car? That was downright dastardly!"
person 2: "I know! He must be going through his Joker Ark."
person 2: "I know! He must be going through his Joker Ark."
by PeepeeGod6969 August 30, 2021
Get the Joker Arkmug. Originating from Ark: Survival Evolved, Arked is used to describe an unfortunate event in a video game that lead to you getting fucked over by the said game. Keep in mind you can only get Arked when the game itself is at fault that you got fucked over, not by you or other players in the same game.
I got Arked hard just a minute ago, a Microraptor knocked me off my Argy when I was flying in the Redwoods biome and I was killed by a pack of Troodon that were below me. Now I have to go get my shit and rescue my Argy before something kills it.
by Big Scary Black Man November 12, 2022
Get the Arkedmug. When wildcard announce an update/patch or new dlc content release times/dates ark-flation you have to add give them 7 days minimum to implement it
“I heard there’s a new ark update coming out this week” , “oh no because of ark-flation it will come out hopefully next year at a stretch”
by Aaron The Sex Master February 7, 2024
Get the ark-flationmug. 
“D ark” a pitiful loser who can’t ever make friends and is horribly unfunny
Or some person who is extremely emo
Or some person who is extremely emo
by Ak lol September 10, 2021
Get the D arkmug.