Slurpy

Them girls over there are slurpy af. They're thirsting for attention.
by JSnow83 January 24, 2017
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Slurpy

When you suck on a pu**y super hard and it makes a slurp sound.
Girl: Can you give me a slurpy plz?
Guy: Why?
Girl: Cause I'm horny.
Guy: OK!!
by Pseudonym Kitty March 25, 2018
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Alabama Slurpie

When a man shits inside a woman's Vag and proceeds to have coitus with her and then goes down on her after to clean her out.
I gave some chick an Alabama Slurpie last night worse mistake of my life.
by SunnySwizZz June 11, 2022
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Turkey Slurpy

"Hey what are you doing tomorrow?"

"Eh nothin much just doing some Turkey Slurpy"
by Kentavious Caldwellpopeismydad November 18, 2022
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The 'Slurpy'

The ArmaPH 'Slurpy' or just 'The Slurpy' is a viscous concoction Nullblank force feeds medics and the wounded as he believes it's jam-packed with nutrients needed by the average infantry man to continue fighting, and for the wounded to quickly recover.

The ingredients needed to blend 'The Slurpy' are as follows:
- 1 Large bag of saline solution (Fresh from the bags)
- Half a cup of Mabini's Cowper's Fluid, that's been tainted brown due to excessive and constant ejaculation. This one is very hard to get in it's purest form as Mabini's sperm often taints even the first drop. See Medic manual on methods of extraction and purification.
- Period from a female blizzard employee.
- blood from the wounds of the victims from Charlie Hebdo's Office attack.
"Null gimmie the 'Slurpy' brother" - Darasum
"What the fuck?" - Mabini
by Prickles The Fucker October 23, 2022
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slurpy dough

What you find under a fat person's neck.
When grandma comes to visit my job is to clean her slurpy dough.
by Mooman123 August 03, 2017
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slurpy purpy

A slurpy purpy is when you twist someone’s nips real hard then suck on there nuts. Before you suck on there nuts put em in ya butt
I gave my cousin a slurpy purpy last night
by Bum hole slasher January 28, 2018
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