Big Texan 

Restaurant in Amarillo Texas located East of town on I-40 that advertises on all the major Interstates hundreds of miles in all directions. Their claim to fame is a FREE 72 oz. steak dinner (if eaten in one hour). Meal includes 72 oz steak, shrimp cocktail, roll, and baked potato. If you are unable to eat it, the cost is like $50.00. Well worth getting one of your friends to try it and if he fails, pay the $50 for him. It's worth $50 to see someone try to shit 4.5 pounds of beef, right???

Kid #1: "Hey, lets eat there dad."
Kid #2: "Yes, yes, yes." "Yeaaaa Big Texan."
Dad: "Ok, ok kids, settle the hell down before I pull the goddamn car over."
Kid #1: "You hungry grandma?"
Grandma: "Well, as a matter of fact I'm famished little Johnny"
Kid #2: ...snicker...
Kid #1: "Hey, whats that smell dad?"
Dad: "Thats Amarillo son."

An hour later....

Kid #1: "Yea Grandma, you did it!"
Grandma "I dont feel to well kids."
Kid #2: "Just wait till tomorrow Grandma." "Your gonna have 4.5 lbs of beef hangin out your ass!!!!"
Kid #1: "Yea Grandma, It'll feel like a Big Texan was in there!"
Kid #1 and #2: "Ha ha ha ha."
Dad: Get in the car you little bastards!"

Big Texan by Frainslug December 28, 2005

giving birth to a texan 

Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!

After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".

giving birth to a texan by cesar March 28, 2005

Smoky Texan 

When a female performs oral sex on a male, then just as he is about to come, pulls out a lighter and lights a fart he has been holding in. This culminates in a combo orgasm/fart fireball. This is the infamous Smoky Texan.

"Have your zippo and some tissues on standby love, I really feel like a Smoky Texan tonight.

Smoky Texan by JLei May 14, 2013

Trans-Texan

A faggot who isn’t form Texas but tries to act and speak like he’s actually from Texas.

“Elijah always try’s to speak with a Texas accent. I wish he’d stop being such a Trans-Texan.”

Trans-Texan by FukUBiiiiich May 26, 2019

West Texan 

Apparently, the language George W. Bush is fluent in. Bears almost no resemblance to the English language.

George W. Bush: "Actually, I...this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about...when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.”

West Texan by DirkD January 24, 2007

The Dumb Texan

Playing Dumb to avoid accountability or Acting as if you have no idea what is going on, to allow a situation to evolve.

I know he chose not to take out the trash, but he is playing the Dumb Texan and acting like he didn't know he needed to.

The Dumb Texan by The freshness March 3, 2014

giving birth to a baby texan 

The act of taking a large and extremly urgent bowel movement.

"I couldn't wait for a real bath room, I had to give birth to a baby texan in the port o let out side Mick Jaggers house."

giving birth to a baby texan by tommm May 16, 2005