hockey-temper

noun: a person who has a bad temper.

" hey there, hockey-temper, why you punching the wall?"

" Fuck you!!"

by joe don baker December 20, 2002

tupper-ware titties

Fake Breasts

She said "I want you to climb in this underwear, silly"
But I was turned off by her tupper-ware titties

by rae October 21, 2003

Tipper Gore

Tipper sucks

Pronounciation of the above (Tahipper shux) Very funny piece of spieech off some random dudes spoken word ablbum which my friend has.

by Waalex October 13, 2003

Tipper Gore

A lady who went in with Mrs. chaney to mark a cd with a parental advisory sticker

thanks alot you just ruined music

by Jay January 2, 2005

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes

Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed

by Funk Master Slam August 29, 2006

Ham tipper

Someone who does not tip at the strip club until the buffet is giving out free ham sandwiches. He then takes the dollar bills and puts them in the chefs apron instead of the girls. He is a slob with a limp penis.

Eric never gave a tip to a stripper until the buffet served up some ham. He is a real ham tipper.

by Mark Sil February 16, 2006

Tapper

One who taps their friends and aquaintances for money or favours. The git that never buys a round in the pub!

Mike is such a tapper...he never puts his hand in his pocket!

by Mingerz January 21, 2011