Teetotalitarian

A person who is both a teetotaler (someone who doesn't drink) and who has a totalitarian way of viewing the world (dictatorial, requiring complete subservience). Rather like a vegan who preaches to others they should do the same

Mate1: How did that chat with the new date go?

Mate 2: She seemed great until she dropped the teetotalitarian bombshell. Not content with being a teetotaler, she went on to suggest I should give up my modest drinking as it did her ex no favours!

Mate 1: Wow, that's a bit control freaky isn't it? Is she expecting all her new bfs to comply with her little teetotalitarian dictatorship?

Mate 2: It sure kinda feels that way sometimes with teetotalers!

by ViceManAndy January 20, 2020

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Teeth freeze

When your teeth get really cold and they start to freeze. Like a brain freeze but for your teeth!

It’s a hot summer day, I’m eating a popsicle and I have a teeth freeze

by Kendal Ratzlaff October 1, 2020

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Teeth-zone

The place in which food goes in and words come in. Also perfect for a t bone steak but don't get it confused with " t-zone".

Guy 1:"Hold that steak in your Teeth-zone"
Guy 2 :"Got it, my t-zone"
Guy 1: "No, Teeth-zone!"

by One off handle July 31, 2021

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pube teeth

when somebody sucks a hairy penis with braces on and a pube get caught in the braces

that chicks got a pube between her teeth she has pube teeth

by wdogs123 December 14, 2009

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Wine teeth

When you've been downing excess amounts of merlot in a less then kosher manner. After 2-3 bottles your teeth and lips will be stained from the red wine

Gary I think you're cut off reds and should pick up a tooth brush on account of the wine teeth

by Jimgle June 24, 2015

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