Z-Tard

A Russian Fascist, specifically the type you would see sporting a capital Z in their bios online or wearing it IRL. This stems from the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine, as many units were spotted with it painted on their vehicles, with the letter subsequently becoming a pro-war symbol on the Russian homefront and among really, really delusional anti-west westerners online.

Person 1: Bro, look at this video of all these bitchless individuals waving pro-war banners in Russia!
Person 2: Z-Tards being cucks as usual lol

by SpaghettiWap1738 June 1, 2022

ed-tard

Stemming from Edric, this word commonly describes one who is stupid, ugly, gay and a loser. This insult is heard rarely but when used can cause serious mental effect on the recipient due to its very harsh meaning. A large piece of crap or coffee stain may also be seen on the recipients face and it is deadly.

Elden: Hey I got an F! Now lets go check out some guys!
Joe: Dude!!! You are such an ed-tard, don't talk to me!!

You are so ed-tarded!

by Henri-Marco November 26, 2007

/b/tard

Someone who browses 4chan's /b/ imageboard.

"I am a true /b/tard."

by Irne May 9, 2005

tard fam slickness

The false impression that tard fam members have in their mind that they are extremely slick with lots of the stuff that they do or say. The problem with this belief is that a tard fam member doesn't realize that they always have the lowest IQ in the room so what they may consider to be "slick" will be not even be close to slick in the eyes of everyone else. They will usually say something "slick" and act like they did something nice and everyone else will stand there and look at them like the idiot that they are. These MFs think they mad nice with it but the only thing they nice with is cleaning the bathroom at Wendy's.

When York copped that PS5, he capped about the price he paid and he though he was hella slick and had everyone fooled, everyone saw right through his bullshit and when he got called out, not only did he double down on his cap, he actually thought we'd buy his bullshit that second time. This was a prime example of tard fam slickness, the other two tards in the family also have many examples of trying shit like this too.

by TurnM3Up May 16, 2021

adult-tard

An adult who does ridiculosly stupid things as a way of showing their maturity. Eg; when a little bird finds it's way into a classroom of fifth graders, and adult-tard would be the first one to catch it and call animal protection, instead of letting it fly away. Making oddly stupid rules and descisions is another habit of adult-tards.

At my school, they caught someone smoking in a restroom stall and the adult-tard principle made a rule against using the bathroom.
(true adult-tard moment)

by happyhappyjoyjoy May 28, 2007

tarded

Someone who is so retarded, they are re-retarded. They have therefore gone back on themselves, and are just tarded.

(see Scott Dehnolm)

by paco May 21, 2004

porn tard

One who is not well-versed in the art of pornography.

I didn't know Marilyn Monroe was on the first issue of Playboy.
You porn tard.

by Porn January 29, 2006