bait and tackle

Back in the Sailing days of Columbus..the men would get "lonely" So when they hit the beach they would collect worms in a jar..when back on the high seas and the URGE hit them they would insert the penis into the jar of worms, which would feel similar to their lady back home, and also would be FEEDING the worms at the same time!

Well Lady Victoria is not around, I better retire to my cabin for some BAIT N TACKLE!!

bait and tackle by Momma Mia March 21, 2004

slide tackle 

Used as a sexual reference: is commonly known as the act of a guy putting on cleats, slide tackling a girl into her vagina, then punching her in both boobs, shitting on her back, and then doing her. It is the sexual fantasy of many men, and is a common fetish in the porn industry.

You don't believe me? Google it.

Ryan: So the other day I was walking into my room when I saw Brady slide tackle the hell out of that bitch. It was so weird cause then he punched both her boobs, shit on her back, and proceeded to do her right there. Gross.

slide tackle by Creebie February 23, 2009

Jamaican Love Tackle

The act of rapid sexual intercourse after a period of celibacy.

When we get home from your parent's house. I am going to Jamaican Love tackle you on the couch

Jamaican Love Tackle by wordguru667 February 3, 2010

Tombstone Tackle 

Position done in a graveyard where you have the female bend over a tombstone, then you lay on top of her and fuck her doggie style.

I tombstone tackled bridgette all night long.

Tombstone Tackle by JDAltazar January 29, 2003

[love tackle] 

the male genitalia

He got kicked in the love tackle and fell to the ground in pain.

[love tackle] by huntsmaj October 18, 2008

Happy Tackle 

Every mans pride & joy, well unless its really small & smells a bit. His meat and two veg, spam javelin or man meat.

(With reference to a true swamp donkey) "You wouldn't get my Happy Tackle anywhere near that. Not even if you paid me!"

Happy Tackle by Richy Boy January 25, 2005

senior tackle 

when one goes to a early bird special at a country buffet and take the oldest women there and have sex with them in the bathroom

dude i had a senior tackle last night

senior tackle by werewerwereww January 5, 2010