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Spider Swing

When two people sit on the same swing, face to face, creating 8 "legs". Thus, spider swing.

A non sexual-version of the swinging spider.
Search spider swing on youtube and watch the first video.
by Gomerj84 January 17, 2010
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the spiderman

while taking your sexual partner from behind, you proceed to ejaculate into your palm. When your partner turns around for post sex cuddling. You throw your "seaman filled hand" forward, releasing its contents on your partner's face, while screaming "SPIDERMAN".
My girlfriend loves toby maguire, so i decided to show her the Spiderman.
by jimi d licious December 3, 2005
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Italian Spiderman

When you ejaculate into your own hand and then fling it into someone's face while exclaiming "That's Amore!"
"I gave your grandmother an Italian Spiderman the other day. She still can't see out of her right eye. Bitch baked me a crooked pie."
by Mike1980 June 23, 2008
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spider-man

A super hero created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko and published by Marvel comics. He first appeared in the final edition of Amazing Fantasy, originally titled Amazing Adult Fantasy, in 1962.

The origin of Spider-Man has been told many times in comics, cartoons, TV shows and films. Broadly speaking it is the story of Peter Parker a nerdy teenager bitten by a radioactive spider. This encounter leaves Peter with spider like speed, strength and agility. Drunk on his new found power he goes in search of ways to make money and after a wrestling show fails to stop a burgler from stealing the gate takings at a show. This man goes on to kill his uncle. Realising that he could have stopped this Peter learns the hard way that "With great power, there must also come great responsibility". He vows never to allow anyone to be hurt by his inaction again.
Spider-Man has recently been the subject of 2 highly successful Hollywood movie and appears in a number of regular publications by Marvel comics.
by Iain Farrell May 24, 2005
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spiderland

A Slint record. One of the greatest albums of the 1990s.
"More known for its frequent name-checks than its actual music, Spiderland remains one of the most essential and chilling releases in the mumbling post-rock arena." All Music Guide
by robocow13 February 3, 2008
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Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider

Many mortals are familiar with The mighty Clock Spider, defeator of Limecat, who once was photographed behind a clock. Most mortals think that Clock Spider is the supreme Huntsman Spider Deity. Little do they know that another mighty Spider indeed exists and that the balance of power in the heavens is also underlined and influenced by...

THE CHEESY HOTEL PAINTING SPIDER.

With uncanny agility, the spider can flatten itself to the wall and scurry with such speed that the Earth's rotation speed at the equator increased by 0.1 Km/h to its current speed of 1,669.8 km/h.

Within minutes, global warming increased, icebergs begin to melt, and Al Gore's book sales increased by 23% causing riots in every major city in the world because if he was right about that, maybe he was also correct about Manbearpig.

Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider team up with Clock Spider to once and for all defeat Limecat?

Or... w Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider double cross Clock Spider and side with Limecat to defeat Closk Spider?
The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider is know to become violent upon hearing the catchphrase "But Wait There's More" on the Ronco Showtime Stainless Steel Stamped 20-Piece Knife set infomercial.
by TJGUYBRI January 17, 2010
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Spider Militia

A group of vague and shadowy individuals who's sole purpose is to abduct people, either randomly or with an unknown premise which is equally illogical to that of David Schwimmer's existence. In extreme cases, the family of those abducted will also be taken. After being taken the individuals seem to vanish immediately and everybody who had known them seem perfectly fine with it.
Person: I'm better than anybody else because I believe I am. Since I believe it, it must be true because I am too amazing to ever be wrong.

Person #2: You better be careful, the Spider Militia is going to come and steal you and your entire family seeing as you're a pretentious snob.
by Dr. Hipposkapolis December 30, 2010
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