squishy dick

when your dick is floppy like a cooked noodle

jimmy had such a squishy dick last night, we couldn't do anything.

by limppinkle June 21, 2017

Squishy Roasting

These are words that Moriah Elisabeth invented, it's used when you say all of the imperfections of a Squishy.

It's time for "Squishy Roasting"!

by Moriah Elisabeth's fan April 29, 2023

Squishy fucktard

A fat and slightly retarted person that takes many dicks in the ass

Guy1: Hey did you get laid at the party last night?

Guy 2: Kinda i met this Squishy fucktard named Jordan and got my rape on

by Thuganot May 7, 2011

Squishy pie

A person who seems really tough but is a little smol bean and really likes hugs but will still punch the shut out of you

Oh B’Elana’s a real squishy pie

by XxXbeeXxX June 14, 2018

Squishy Babooshka

A very squishy Russian grandmother

You have a very squishy babooshka

by Hihuhjdjjdhd March 31, 2022

squishy buggu

a person who rolls around making cute noises and is really nice

You're being such a squishy buggu.

by smilingdolphin March 17, 2017

Squishy Tubes

Fenders that you use for protecting the side of the boat when docked or docking.

John is going to give Eric a tutorial on how to use his squishy tubes during a romantic night boat ride.

by Byefelicia11 June 8, 2018