Squishy Hippo

The chew toy your dog humps.

EEW!!! Take the squishy hippo AWAY!!!

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

Squishy Republican

A "right-wing" elected official whose personal interests or public image comes before the promises they have made to their voters

- Did you hear what Liz Cheney said?
- Don't get me started. That bitch is a squishy Republican.
- Yeah. FUCK LIZ CHENEY!

by Jesg2001 May 12, 2021

Squishy Face

What you call a cute boy who's face looks very squishy and makes you want to pinch his cheeks repeatedly

"I just want to go over and pinch that boys cheeks soo bad, squishy face for sure!"

by Brandi Delhiii November 22, 2011

Squishy plumber

When you are soft, you put it in her butt.

I gave ALL THREE of them squishy plumbers!!!

by The Squishy Plumber October 17, 2009

Squishy Fart

When you let out a heep of gas, that is wet and SQUISHY sounding.

Girl: The other day i walked past tom in the hall and he let out a squishy fart, I thought he might have SHit his pants.

by Hitlers_Angel February 18, 2009

Squishy Mitten

The act of inserting one's penis into the rectum of a female while simultaneously inserting his testicles into her vagina.

That bitch was down to do some freak shit, so we tried out the squishy mitten.

by Butternut Busting June 11, 2014

squishy princess

A girl who is short and cute, normally one who is submissive and enjoys to be dominated by men much larger than her.

"I'm daddy's squishy princess."

by CyanideSix January 20, 2016