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st pete squirrel

"A very difficult task" a miraculous feat, where one burries his testicles into a womens vagina while hitting it in the ass while the nuts remain burried. hencing the term st. pete squirrel because his nuts are burried.
maggie was so wated last night i busted the st pete squirrel twice.
by Scott Dorman November 24, 2006
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Squirreled

When you think you have Julian Edelman covered tight and the little guy still catches the damn ball!!!
Julian Edelman squirreled us again on 3rd down !!!
by Leonbaby June 19, 2019
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square

(1) Unexciting, unadventurous, mainstream or dull. Generally used in describing a person with such attributes or who plays it safe. Historically, derived from a person whose goal in life is to have three "squares" a day (see definition (3) below), a roof over his head, a respectable job, a house, 2.5 kids, etc. Became a hip/popular expression of derision of the mainstream in the beat generation.

(2) Proper, decent, straightforward, acceptable, even.

(3) A regular and decent meal.
(1) Naw, he's a square; he won't dance (do anything exciting), he'll just shoot crows (go home).

(2) Hey man, thanks for takin' care of that, you're all square with me now.

(3) Dack is joining the army; at least he gets a dry bunk and three squares a day.
by Lazz March 4, 2008
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Washington Square Park

A park you can't spend more than couple minutes in without being offered weed, which is usually just sticks, seeds and blades of grass.
"This weed is horrible! Where did you buy it, Washington Square Park?
by Jack324 October 16, 2007
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Squirrel derby

A situation or a group of people in which there is an extreme amount of chaos, confusion, and/or stupidity.
That meeting was such a squirrel derby, no one could agree on anything or knew why they were even there!
by fargocindo June 21, 2013
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squirrel wrangler

A person who can deal with difficult people or handle a lot of things going on at once.

A person who is usually in control of a situation, and thinks clearly in sudden, dire situations.

A person that remains organized and calm in the line of fire.
Give that project to our resident squirrel wrangler, Matt. He'll take care of it.
by squirrlgrrl May 5, 2011
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Squirt Towel

A towel used to consume squirt material
Shit! Bitch, squirt on the squirt towel not the pillows.
by The Squirt Towel Master November 18, 2013
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