squatters gromit

Yeast infection of the scrotum.

Shit my squatters gromit is itchy, I need some canesten.

by Ilovefrogs69 March 19, 2022

Crowd Squirter

One who ejaculates on a big crowd.

That girl is a real crowd squirter.

by cslickster002 December 28, 2016

cereal squatters

Refers to people who habitually store their breakfast-crunchies in your pantry-cupboard instead of keeping them in their own house.

People who live with other folks often have a bog problem with said fellow humans' selfishly snitching their tasty snacks to chow down on themselves, so I can see how these unfortunate souls might indeed legitimately need to become cereal squatters, just to keep their pricey comestibles out of the reach of their grabby co-habitats. If shelf-space is a problem, however, you could suggest that said Wheaties-stashers combine two or more boxes into one larger bag or wide-mouth bottle, so that more food can be stored in the same space.

by QuacksO April 25, 2020

squints

An upset stomach that may or may not lead to diarrhea or vomiting.

I sure have the squints after eating that giant bowl of chili.

by Sir Desmond Ginger Fur February 13, 2009

squatters

The act of defecating on an object or at a location in order to symbolize displeasure or defiance.

I copped a "squatter" on your moms car because she wouldn't swallow the other night!

by Real Americans Hate Al Gore! April 15, 2003

Squirter

Noun; the device used to change the channel on a television that is formally known as the remote.

Oi, chuck dad the squiter.
That's a nice squirter.
Bought a new squirter and it is incredibly accurate for up to 4 metres.

by Theodore bunderberg October 17, 2020

Squidlers

another word for money, can also be said a squids

i got 20 squidlers in the bank

by The Real Squidler March 26, 2021