by Ricky2Jessie January 25, 2022
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by Cowgirl28 May 5, 2021
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by LynnyAnne March 27, 2008
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1-A boy with inferior facial hair, or a woman with significant facial hair. OR MULLET!!
2- A real douche, cries to girls about his problems. One with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform ANYTHING
3- One who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.
1-A boy with inferior facial hair, or a woman with significant facial hair. OR MULLET!!
2- A real douche, cries to girls about his problems. One with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform ANYTHING
3- One who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.
Jason- Dude, he's a real squiggledick
Bob- A what?
Jason- Just look at his mustache, and the tears in his eyes. He's a real live "squiggledick, squiggle dick"
Bob- A what?
Jason- Just look at his mustache, and the tears in his eyes. He's a real live "squiggledick, squiggle dick"
by snagtag October 6, 2009
Get the squiggledick, squiggle dick mug.A black squirrel. The root is from the English slang 'Nigga', meaning a gangster black man.
Never say squigga in the presence of a black squirrel, or the following will happen...
1.The black squirrel will beat you senselessly
2.The black squirrel will wait until you are fully conscious, then cremate you alive
3.The black squirrel will spread your ashes into an avocado and pecan smoothie
4.The black squirrel will feed the smoothie to his bitch, and she will throw up
5.Satan himself will rise from the pile of vomit, and snatch you down from heaven
6.Satan will keep you in a solitary confinement cell right outside his layer.
7. Every day but Sunday, you will be forced to have angry hot sex with Adolf Hitler
Never say squigga in the presence of a black squirrel, or the following will happen...
1.The black squirrel will beat you senselessly
2.The black squirrel will wait until you are fully conscious, then cremate you alive
3.The black squirrel will spread your ashes into an avocado and pecan smoothie
4.The black squirrel will feed the smoothie to his bitch, and she will throw up
5.Satan himself will rise from the pile of vomit, and snatch you down from heaven
6.Satan will keep you in a solitary confinement cell right outside his layer.
7. Every day but Sunday, you will be forced to have angry hot sex with Adolf Hitler
Person1:"Dude, check out that SQUIGGA!"
Person2:"Did you really just say that?!?"
Person1:"What?"
Person1: *runs away as fast as possible*
Steps 1 through 7 happen
Satan:"DId you honestly call that black squirrel a SQUIGGA?!?"
Person1:"yes..."
Satan:"Just because he has darker skin than you, doesn't mean you have to treat him differently!"
Hitler:"What's the hold-up? It's not Sunday..."
Person2:"Did you really just say that?!?"
Person1:"What?"
Person1: *runs away as fast as possible*
Steps 1 through 7 happen
Satan:"DId you honestly call that black squirrel a SQUIGGA?!?"
Person1:"yes..."
Satan:"Just because he has darker skin than you, doesn't mean you have to treat him differently!"
Hitler:"What's the hold-up? It's not Sunday..."
by ISayOnlyWhatNeedsToBeSaid April 24, 2016
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The kind that have tennis balls on the bottom of their walkers, and shake their fists at people when they are angry.
They are generally angry people.
The kind that have tennis balls on the bottom of their walkers, and shake their fists at people when they are angry.
They are generally angry people.
Look at those squagily squags over there playing checkers, they keeping squagging about those youngins.
by Sheldon101202 December 19, 2008
Get the Squag mug.Combo of "signature" and "squiggle," describing the awkward signature one makes on an electronic signature pad at the checkout. A squiglature looks nothing like your real signature.
by Ae5Ea8 February 20, 2015
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