(N,V)

1-A boy with inferior facial hair, or a woman with significant facial hair. OR MULLET!!

2- A real douche, cries to girls about his problems. One with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform ANYTHING

3- One who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.
Jason- Dude, he's a real squiggledick
Bob- A what?
Jason- Just look at his mustache, and the tears in his eyes. He's a real live "squiggledick, squiggle dick"
by snagtag October 3, 2009
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A penis that is curved or misshapen in anyway.
Denise- the guy had a real squiggledick last night

Grace- Gross!!
by Havingdomeonchrome April 2, 2017
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