Squeeing

Having to go to the bathroom in the most urgent way but can't because there are no public washrooms for miles around. So you find a secluded spot to try and go pee in effort to relieve the pressure but at the same time you squeeze your butt cheeks so you don't crap your pants.

"John said he almost messed himself the other day while squeeing in the bushes by the park."

by Polarbare952 July 25, 2017

squeezing the lemon

When driving, accelerating through the yellow light in the five seconds before it turns red. Not technically illegal.

Quit squeezing the lemon, bro, you're scaring me.

I had to squeeze the lemon twice to get to work on time.

by my pseudonyms are all taken November 23, 2013

squeezing the lemon

After urination where a man squeezes the remaining urine from the urethra.

"I'll be right out, I'm just squeezing the lemon!"

by bassfische April 8, 2017

squeezing the tube of toothpaste

1:a euphonism for what happens at staff parties at the queens place in england

"dude, squeeze my tube of toothpaste."

by Tim November 20, 2003

squeaking some tekkie

to dance on a dance floor, usually at a night club.

ayyyyyy Lisa is squeaking some tekkie over there!

by timmy-tata June 5, 2018

Squealing Moby Dick

When a girl is going down on her man, and he's about to burst in that skanks mouth, then all of a sudden he squeals. It just so happens that the womans mouth gets sore so she closes her mouth, bites the head. This pressure on his dick makes him squeal in pain.

"Last night my bitch was giving me some head, when all of a sudden i screamed like a little girl. The bitch made me pull a squealing moby dick."

by EpicLogicLufa April 25, 2009

Squeezing the wheel

A term used for a guy masturbating while driving.

Last week, I saw a guy squeezing the wheel on 696.

by spada128 April 30, 2008