squeegie kid

the act of using a dwarf or a midget to get the last drop of cum off your penis.

I say, Jamison. Let's stop the Bentley here, and please fetch me a squeegie kid. I do believe Muffy has finished and there's a bit hanging.

by fucwad March 17, 2004

squeegee merchant

A person who hijacks your car at red traffic lights, aggressively cleaning your already-clean car windows and then demanding cash. Also a term of mild abuse.

Squeegee merchants infest inner london

by Geoff Page March 23, 2003

squeebe

One who acts in manner that is not tolerable in public places

That man is pouring milk all over himself in starbucks. Report that squeebe to the manager!

by Tyler Willson December 10, 2006

squeaky goose

The act of cupping, squeezing, and twisting a guy's junk while underwater. Closely related to the dripping monkey.

Holy shit, you should have heard the yelp that chris made today when devon gave him the squeaky goose.

by decocomo420 April 24, 2007

squeeably cute

Similar to "squeezably cute", except rather than inviting a squeeze, the object or person in question prompts an individual to make a "squee!" noise instead.

Jemma: "Lookie here! I drew a little anime bunny!"
Annie: "OMG that is sooo squeeably cute!"
Kate: "Squeeeeeeee!"

by omgnakedpeople January 4, 2009

Squeakend

A five-day end to a two-day "squished" week (or "squeak"). The result of condensing--or neglecting--one's weekly responsibilities into just two days.

What humpday? It's the squeakend!

by bubbleandsqueak November 1, 2010

squeaky

Crying.

{Jerry, watching the Maury show on the telly}: Aww look at Marisol. She still hasn't found the baby daddy. She's so squeaky!!!

by Telephony May 6, 2019