Squeegle

The act of someone poking, stabbing, shanking, hugging, or remotely touching you as a surprise. Having to squeek followed by a small giggle afterwards as such the "Pillsbury Dough-boy/girl" status.

After not seeing him for a few weeks, I surprised glomped him- turning out he was the wrong person; he still Squeegled anyway.

by AngelenaLuu January 25, 2008

squeege

along the same lines as a skid, usually refering to a dirty, or criminal like person ... think corey and trevor from the show "trailer park boys"

Some fuckin' squeege stole my bike !!!

by Ski-bo May 4, 2005

squeege

having to pee.....maybe.....just a little bit....

"i have to take a squeege..."

by ur mom biz-witch October 7, 2006

squeege

someone who believes they're at a high position at a low paying job.
someone who will believe they're better than you because of their position at a low paying job.
someone who will do anything their boss tells them to do.

squeege - "i didn't ask you to put away everything, i told you." regular employee - "i know, you DID tell me to put away everything in a question format, but we were supposed to be doing the same thing anyways so i don't understand why you can't help me." squeege - it's because i TOLD you, do i seriously need to council you?" regular employee - " no.... i thought you would just be considerate enough to help me..." squeege - "you thought wrong, get back to work." regular employee - "wow, he's such a squeege, i don't understand why he's so strict, he's only making a dollar more than me and it's gone way above his head." regular employee's co-worker - " that guys a squeege, he'll do whatever he's told even if it's a penny more than you make as long as he's making more than you." regular employee - "oh alright, that make perfect sense taking his squeege like personality into consideration."

by jeff bridgezz June 15, 2010

squeege

A term used to describe marijuana, usually schwag.

Hey man, got any squeege? I got this battie...

by siddharthacomplex May 13, 2005

Squeege

A variation on the wedgie...where you pull the the waistband of a pair of BOXERS up above the pant line...in a similar motion to a wedgie...but because of the design of the boxers...it does not form a "wedge" but rather a wide pull on the victim's bum

I lifted him right off the ground when I gave him a Squeege.

by Vernondavemack December 8, 2009

squeege

to twist the water out of a rag, towel ect.

I squeeged the water out of the towel because it was to wet.

by Dylan82292 August 20, 2008