dick squeeser

one who is generally homosexual and rather likes to jerk others off

its me laurence id like to squeese sabastians todger

btw sabastian is a dick squeeser

by ninja ollie October 20, 2008

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dank squeeker

Someone who doesn't smoke weed, but has the personality of someone who does. They typically are young, but can be any age. Dank Squeekers have evolved above the human race in all ways.

DS- Dude 420 blaze it
Friend- You don't even smoke weed, quit being a Dank Squeeker.

by Dank Squeeker October 29, 2015

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Dock Squeeker

A woman so big you can hear her walking on the dock before you can see her.

Did you hear that? It must be a dock squeeker comin.

by D.isfor.Donut August 26, 2021

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When you place your dick in a hard taco shell, cover it with hot sauce, and then jam it into your partner forcefully causing the shell to explode into a hundred pieces. The hot sauce in combination with the razor sharp tortilla fragments will cause your partner to let out a high pitched squeal.

My girl loves a good mexican squealer bro. Not only does she like the hottest hot sauce, she also likes diced jalapeños on top so her panucha burns for days!

by LecheKing May 30, 2022

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