It squeaks when he walks

A cheap person. Someone who is tight with their money. Tightwad.

He's so tight, it squeaks when he walks.

by Angel of Mine August 31, 2011

squeazin

The unusual phyisical and mental sensation one feels after taking dirty acid, and can really be expressed with no other word.

Man this fuckin acid sucks. Now we'll be "squeazin" for hours. I'm not even seeing good tracers.

by aaron doyle February 14, 2008

squeakret

A fart shared clandestinely with the 2 or 3 people closest to you in a crowded room.

A fart shared in private with one you love.

Husband to Wife:

"I feel so close to you - I'm so glad we can share everything with one another."

Wife to Husband:

"Yes, dear, but even though we're married, do we really need to share ALL our squeakrets?"

by vsugar August 16, 2009

squeam inducing

Something that produces a level of anxiety or disgust when viewed, heard or experienced.

Michael Scott is squeam inducing.

by knob nucker November 5, 2009

squeaching

The act of laughing so hard you sound like your Spongebob on drugs. Usually used when your friend gives off a retarded vibe.

*Friend sends you something funny but very utterly retarded*
Me: HOLY FUCK IM SQUEACHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!

by AriiiTheIdiot June 22, 2017

Squeach

(verb)
1. The action of an object or person moving or rubbing up against another object, especially back and forth with pressure and friction.
2. To move along the surface of an inanimate object with pressure.

Don't squeach your vagina on the gearshift when you climb up on this dick!

by ExclusiveGoldfish December 5, 2018

Squeaky friends

Squeaky friends is what you call a young child over the internet or in person.

Teacher: “ Hello squeaky friends!!”

Children: “Hello!”

by sofiafromclairo September 9, 2020