Sumo Squat

To squat down like a sumo wrestler to separate your sweaty ball sack from your thighs, after sitting with your legs closed for a long period of time.

Marty - Man, after driving for hours my balls got stuck to my thighs causing me to "sumo squat".

Anthony - LOLOLOLOL!

An Example of a Sumo Squat:

by Teh Asian One September 18, 2009

Black Metal Squat

A type of squat characterized by bent knees in a position similiar to a normal squat, except you play air guitar and wear face paint. More extreme than other squats.

I was thinkin about doing some black metal squats to work out my glutes and praise satan

by Cameron82190 June 12, 2007

jack squat

not anything, absolutely nothing

I know jack squat about thermodynamics.

by piewire September 19, 2003

Squat Product

an alias for crap, poopy, shit, or doo doo.

Man1: OMG DUDE!!!! I gotta go to the bathroom! AHHHHH!!!!!!(RUNS TO BATHROOM)
Man 2: You okay bro??
Man1: Yeah dude, i just left the biggest squat product EVER!!!!

by Z-unit & friends October 21, 2006

squat trust

The confidence you have in your spotter/personal trainer at the gym.

I was able to push myself extra hard lifting weights today thank to the squat trust I have with my partner.

by Tubzilla December 17, 2008

Squat on my bedpost

The act of performing a squat above a rounded, relatively small bedpost for sexual pleasure.

Ye want tae squat on my bedpost? Sound!

by Mister Beattster August 1, 2010

squat 'n' squirt

n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.

A splash 'n' dash (squat 'n' squirt)

by MalibuMan October 25, 2010