spud head

a particularly aggressive variety of spud heads are the maximus spudarius winningtarius selection! eat with caution
by Olib January 29, 2008
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Dirty Spud

The act of performing anal sex, and upon pulling out penis, finding pieces of poo stuck in and round your for skin.
I really wish I didn't eat that much before having anal last night, I gave my partner a dirty spud.
by The brown crusader March 04, 2019
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Spud Muck

Euphemism for the gentlemen's relish more formally known as semen. Formulated in said gentlemen's Love Spuds and delivered to any willing recipient as a gooey Muck.

Alternative:- Two characters from the popular children's book and cartoon series Bob the Builder.
Bob. "That was one cute redhead you were talking to on the train this morning"!
Me. "Too right, she is smokin hot. I wonder if my Yorkshire charm will get me the opportunity to donate her some Spud Muck".
Bob. "I wonder if she takes it up cornhole"?
Me. "I think she'd like that".
by Zenyk January 29, 2015
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Spud Plug

When your girl is about scream(during sex) you shove mashed potatoes into her mouth
“I was in the middle of railing her, and I hit her with spud plug.”
If you want her to never get to call you again, hit her with a spud plug.
by GigglesMcGee69 March 23, 2019
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spud life

Not caring what people think of you or taking yourself too seriously.
Screw this place you guys are boring, im gonna go do burnouts! spud life bitches!

I hate my job im staying home, spud life!
by Thespudone November 22, 2020
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Spud Interview

Like Spud from Trainspotting - over-cranked and fucking up the interview at a thousand miles an hour.
I went hard the night before with no sleep and applied for the job. It was a total Spud Interview fail.
by ^^!$#@ September 06, 2018
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Spud toe

when someone has an abnormally large toe
dude did you just see ur mums spud toe
by donkeycock12555 January 24, 2012
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