shrute farms

Dwight K. Shrute's beet farm. Where Dwight and his cousin Mose reside.

"The garden party was hosted at Shrute Farms"

"Angela Martin and Andy Bernard almost got married at Shrute Farms"

by cannabislupus June 2, 2017

Splutz

When a male cums, but rather than squirting, it only trickles and splutters out unenthusiastically.

I had sex with Dan last night, it was such an anti climax, it end with a splutz

by Yippee ki yay February 16, 2020

Dirty down spout

When a chick lays on her back with the down spout from the house inserted in her pussy. 3 guys get on the roof. 1st guy pukes down the spout, 2nd guy takes a shit down it & the 3rd guy takes a piss to wash it all down.

Hey roofers, can you give me a dirty down spout?

by Sac makers June 24, 2016

baby spout

Another term for a woman's vagina, esp. when she is almost or currently pregnant.

"Yeah, she popped another one out the baby spout." Or "I got me up in that baby spout."

by Ashley November 29, 2004

cracker spout

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

seal the cracker spout, or it's curtains!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

spruts

often used to describe the action of spraying semen/sperm out of ones penis in the form of a cumshot after reaching full orgasm.

spruts on my back!

by marqizzle January 18, 2004

sprutluder

1. Adj. a whore that shoots heroin in Swedish. One of the more demeaning things you can say to a Swedish women.

Hey baby, suck me like a sprutluder wantin a fix.

by Shane August 23, 2003