swooping judas

a fellow who steals the girl, date, or potential hookup from their friend who was pursuing the girl that night.

Mike: dude your such a fucking swooping judas!!!!! you knew i wanted your such a fucking dick!!!!

Nick: dude its not my fault she wanted my dick and not your, shes the one that came on to me.

Mike: your an asshole.

by kingswooper July 22, 2009

Swooping

The act of pooping while swimming.

Michael: this bowel movement is going to be really

Pichael: we're in the pool dude! Don't get caught swooping!

by Cloakanddagger95 September 8, 2018

active spooning

dry humping doggy style

Tank and scooby spent the evening active spooning!

by Dr. Fast April 22, 2006

Shit Spooning

the act of getting so drunk you shit yourself and after face planting your bro spoons you

Dude you shit yourself and just fell on your face it's time for some shit spooning!!

by mrbigcock August 23, 2016

reckless spooning

A nude genitalia to ass horizontal hug between lovers/friends where neither person gives a flying fuck that they are aligned head to feet.

Jim caught Sarah and Todd reckless spooning, and it made him, and only him, uncomfortable as fuck.

by ashetrentnn August 22, 2017

spooning

It's what you do just before forking. It is when a woman lay's on her side and a man cuddles her from behind while laying on his side. That my friends is a definition of spooning. Note: After a few moments in this position the forking usually begins. lol

picture two spoons together in the kitchen cabinet and that is spooning

by rikashae July 7, 2009

spooning

spooning is like cudding with a teddy bear,only the bear is alive!

if spooning isn't warm,you're doing it with a dead body.

by Kaitlyn C. October 1, 2008