reckless spooning

A nude genitalia to ass horizontal hug between lovers/friends where neither person gives a flying fuck that they are aligned head to feet.
Jim caught Sarah and Todd reckless spooning, and it made him, and only him, uncomfortable as fuck.
by ashetrentnn August 22, 2017
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eating the biscuit

Going down on someone while they are smothered in butter, jelly and/or honey
John enjoys eating the biscuit.
by ashetrentnn August 22, 2017
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