Spoonfed

A retard!
(Dogga's word!)

"That dude is spoonfed!"

by MeL January 10, 2005

spooner

in football/soccer when the player skies the ball ridiculously high over the bar

open goal and he's skied it! what a spooner!
spooner! spooner!

by devilboy December 28, 2005

Spooned Up

To mess up a task or process

Nick spooned up this program because he was trying to be so smart.

by bob_n_monkeys1 December 16, 2008

spoonge

A sock that is absorbent. It acts like a sponge that soaks up semen. It has grips on the outside to improve performance.

Where is my spoonge. I would like to masturbate without making a mess.

by Captaindefiner December 30, 2011

spooned

When someone shoves a spoon up your ass, even if you don't want them to.

BRO WTF!!! Why would you spoon me... I liked it tho ;)

i just got spooned baby ;)

by Mehole6789 December 13, 2019

Spoonless

Meaning lack of energy. Commonly used among sufferers of such conditions as EDS to describe how they are feeling.

Oh man, that trip to the shops knackered me, I'm now totally spoonless for the rest of the day.

by sozishere August 30, 2013

Spoonerisms

Coined from the late great Do-Shua Jick-Sun III, a term that relates to any anecdote or act performed by an individual who continues to pursue or pester an individual. The acts tend to be related to feelings of unrequited love, wherein the individual would exert extreme or obsessive behaviour towards an uninterested in individual.

Robin: Uh oh, he asked me to go on cam again and to flash my gooch :(

Josh: Yet another one of his crazy Spoonerisms right that. Sorry to hear this.

Dan: LULZ.

by Snorlax's Friend Sposhjewnar May 30, 2010