Swantaneous

when someone does something spontaneous that has a hilarious out come. It normally occurs on a whim, drinking may be a contributing factor.

(after a few drinks) "I am feeling swantaneous tonight, lets take winston for a drive."

by Nay Nai March 14, 2011

Kelly spontaneously showed up

To be aroused sexually; to get a boner without expecting

Kelly spontaneously showed up when Jeris was on a road trip to Wyoming with the guys.

by CougarCrazies August 2, 2008

Spontaneousnessism

The act of being spontaneous.

The night did have it's spontaneousnessism's

"it slaps that"

by BLITZ420 January 30, 2021

Spontanus

Noun

1. A portmanteau of the words "spontaneous" and "anus", it's a term used to describe shitting your pants suddenly and without warning.

"Please stand back, I just ate a hot mayonnaise sandwich and it might get spontanus up in here."

by billebllunt February 12, 2014

spoontaneous

waking up in the middle of the night and spooning your significant other for no particular reason(or maybe your just horny)

My wife was surprised at how spoontaneous my behaviour was this morning.

by caseybob February 14, 2010

Spoataneous

When the pussy’s too wide so you gotta go anal

Kyle went to Vegas but the hallways where too big so he got spoataneous.

by Clawslaw December 14, 2019

Spontaneism

To go on an adventure without a plan or idea of where you are going or what you'll do next. Basically spontaneity but much cooler.

Every good adventure has a bit of spontaneism.

by emsfanpage January 6, 2021