"The cockhole is not for speaking" Is a term used to describe the use of the hole in the face of usually but not limited to a female....it is in this case used for sucking a dick only and is never to be used for speaking...
Bitch the cockhole is not for speaking so shut it before I slap the shitty penis off your breath....
by tex WHITE November 27, 2019
Get the the cockhole is not for speaking mug.1. The arm that, during a hug or cuddle, has nowhere to be put and is generally uncomfortable and/or in the way; out of place, such is a spak. It is nearly always present during 'lay down' cuddles, when both participants lay side by side and cuddle, the 'spak arm' is the left arm of the person on the right if they leave it by their side. It cannot partake in any cuddling, nor can it move without interrupting the 'moment'.
2. When someone cannot throw a ball or object with either arm, the offending arm is given the name 'spak arm'. It is useless. Like a spak.
2. When someone cannot throw a ball or object with either arm, the offending arm is given the name 'spak arm'. It is useless. Like a spak.
1. Jim thought, lying next to Lucy, whether eliminating the obscurity and pain of his spak arm was worth 'losing the moment'.
2. i) "Don't give it to spak arm! We wanna win, remember!"
2. ii) "Goldman, don't throw it with your fucking spak arm!"
2. i) "Don't give it to spak arm! We wanna win, remember!"
2. ii) "Goldman, don't throw it with your fucking spak arm!"
by Blenks October 5, 2004
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Phil said "Todd and I are going to play a quick game of squash on my private course, why don't you have your driver drop you off here".
Rick responded "Phil chill with all that chip speak, you know I take the bus every where"
Rick responded "Phil chill with all that chip speak, you know I take the bus every where"
by Ben Franklins February 7, 2008
Get the chip speak mug.Speaking with extreme brevity, in the way of a news headline. A natural shift in language for the Gen Y gang who thrives on Tweets, Emot-icons, and Vanity Plates.
Instead of saying, "It has been discovered that Captain John Smith engaged in sexual relations with a Native Indian woman known as Pocahontas", I used my Headline Speak and said, "Captain Boned a Native".
by Slugworthy March 30, 2011
Get the Headline Speak mug.1. A person who writes, posts, or otherwise speaks stupid cliches in order to assist someone with their personal short comings.
2. Someone who is as fake as they come, who tries to evoke motivation.
2. Someone who is as fake as they come, who tries to evoke motivation.
Bob: Hey my girl just broke up with me.
Mr Helpful: Don't worry bro there are plenty of fish in the sea. If you love someone set them free, if they come back they're yours to keep. You cant count all your eggs before they hatch. It will happen when you least expect it.
Bob: Thanks but I don't need another fauxtivational speaker man.
Mr Helpful: Don't worry bro there are plenty of fish in the sea. If you love someone set them free, if they come back they're yours to keep. You cant count all your eggs before they hatch. It will happen when you least expect it.
Bob: Thanks but I don't need another fauxtivational speaker man.
by Ryan2her December 5, 2013
Get the fauxtivational speaker mug.when mama is on the front porch of the "single wide" yelling with the neighbor across the trailer park talking about how "sorry" her baby daddy is. she is using the redneck speaker phone.
i wish tonya and linda would quit using the redneck speaker phone , put more minutes on their pre paid phones and quit yelling to each other across the park, i bet everyone in the trailer park is tired of hearing the details of the ex cons they are both sharing in bed.
by fuckthathotass69 December 10, 2018
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