Sperm Shepard

A female who is notorious for having sex w/o protection, often displayed by on the number of children sucking on her tits. The number of children she totes.

Mormon chicks sure are Sperm Shepard's!!!

by Collective minds of man January 4, 2009

sperm receptacle

A female whose only meaningful function is performed on her back with her legs in the air. Or bent over the kitchen table. Or up against the wall. You get the idea.

Joe got engaged to Mary despite her position as the town's bullgoose sperm receptacle.

by Ubiq1 August 26, 2011

sperm burper

An individual that sucks dick. More so one that swallows the ejaculate.

After going down on 10 guys one after another, she was a real sperm burper.

by krunchie December 3, 2003

sperm target

A tattoo, found on the small of a chick's back, which can be used as an ejaculation target. In the doggy position, the tattoo tends to collect jizz if you pull out.

Boy, look at the sperm target on that hoe's back. I'd like to hit it with me jizz.

by jeffjeff July 16, 2008

sperm donor

My father, the asshat.

I disowned my father so now I call him the "sperm donor".

by anon July 29, 2004

sperm dodger

A woman who despises a man semen. She normally does not have a problem with sex however, when the guys about to come she will avoid any and all contact with the semen.

Sally gives great head, but when I was ready to come she jumped off the couch. That bitch is a major sperm dodger!

by Loadman2007 August 13, 2007

Sperm Dumpster

Meg Griffin.

Many men empty their sperm in Meg Griffin because she is a sperm dumpster.

by JamesCondina June 17, 2009