Sperm

Microscopic albino tadpole.

Hey so this is my room, wait. WTF! Why is there a sperm on my bed?!

by SuperiorSteve64 October 23, 2019

Sperabling

the verb form of lightning

Oh my it is thundering and sperabling!

by merizz June 7, 2010

sperm bucket

Noun. (Perjorative) A sexually promiscuous woman who has multiple sequential partners, typically in a single night, which leaves her vagina full of semen.

"'Didn't that sperm bucket's mama ever teach her about a douche bag?' Gerald asked himself. 'She probably got one for Xmas from her Auntie Hoe and clutches it to her tits on a cold night as a hotwater bottle.'"

-- Jay McInerney, "The Shrike" (short-story, 1983)

by Tummy Augratin August 14, 2006

spermeable

an individual or body part that looks very worthy of being semened upon

"Hey, have you seen that new intern?"
"Yeah man, her tits are spermeable as fuck!"

by indianbradpitt July 13, 2012

Sperm Killers

Very tight, compressing pants that deplete your seamen count.

"Dude, that guy had some major sperm killers on at H&M"

by iceteaIceedout September 7, 2014

sperm dragon

A women who is giving oral sex and works up a sneeze at the same time the male is cumming causing her to blow jizz out her nose

Jessica is now a sperm dragon , she was out with brad and he told me she had cum coming out her nose and almost bit his balls off

by envyit September 5, 2018

Commentary Sperg

Someone who is involved with the happenings of the YouTube commentary community to an extreme, almost obnoxious degree. They spend a lot of time ranting ("Sperging out") about petty drama and have extensive, often unnecessary knowledge about said dramas.

Said people often have no life outside of the internet and spend their spare time in commentary discord servers or calling into livestreams to "Debate" others on recent drama, Despite Usually having no following of their own. Often, commentary spergs are used by the YouTubers themselves for information about events in the community.

Person one: I just found out that in a 2018 livestream, *Youtuber* made a negative comment about Keemstar-

Person two: You're such a commentary sperg.

by metaz January 19, 2023