Spanky Franklin

When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.

"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"

"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."

by BonerSlap June 21, 2017

Hanky spanky

When you get into someone’s asshole and start to smack the walls of the large intestine. <3

Guy 1: yo dude get all up in there.
Guy 2: ok can I do some hanky spanky?

Guy 1: *moans*

by Luke hater July 11, 2021

spanky scurgler

Someone who sips spunk through a straw

Hey spanky scurgler how's it going mate

by Grug101 June 11, 2017

moving spanky

Behaving very weirdly and shakey

Mans were in the Trizzy and that BK kid was moving spanky

by CPGLIZZY March 29, 2024

Spanky McAnklepants

Masturbator; someone caught with their pants around their ankles.

I came home early last night and caught Jim spanking the monkey on the couch.

Just call him Spanky McAnklepants.

by Fredo Boombacelli December 12, 2013

tom hanks spanky dank

when ur masturbating and thinking of forrest gump running into ur anus

dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont

billiards

by voodles1 September 16, 2018

Spanky

Spanky is a word between sped and punk, it is used to describe a person that is a spanky

“Bro, michael is such a spanky”

by Charlie Heffernan March 8, 2021