Spanky Franklin

When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.
"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"

"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."
by BonerSlap June 22, 2017
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cranky spanky

Someone so pissed off that he/she begins to rip off people's pants and violently spank their gluteus.
Dude I pissed my girl of so bad that she pulled a cranky spanky in the parking lot.
by Mitchy mitch December 23, 2015
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adhm-spanky

the act of joining a top medical school and thinking u ain't extremely smart (but you are extremely smart)
can be defined in a similar fashion to "imposter syndrome"
holy shit man did you know mark adhm-spanky into ain shams?
by zestra October 30, 2023
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spanky scurgler

Someone who sips spunk through a straw
Hey spanky scurgler how's it going mate
by Grug101 June 11, 2017
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Spanky Wanky

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.
"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"
by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021
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Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.
Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.
by Steven Stephalonavich October 05, 2021
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moving spanky

Mans were in the Trizzy and that BK kid was moving spanky
by CPGLIZZY March 30, 2024
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