Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.

Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Linking spanky

Beating yo meat

“Bro we found kravitz linking spanky behind the bar last night “

by theb00tyconsumer February 19, 2024

Hanky spanky

When you get into someone’s asshole and start to smack the walls of the large intestine. <3

Guy 1: yo dude get all up in there.
Guy 2: ok can I do some hanky spanky?

Guy 1: *moans*

by Luke hater July 11, 2021

Spanky Doodle

A large dirty man in a moo moo with smegma who uses public hot springs to bathe

Oh nasty! Looks like spanky doodle is back at the hot springs.

by SASLP September 24, 2022

spanky scurgler

Someone who sips spunk through a straw

Hey spanky scurgler how's it going mate

by Grug101 June 11, 2017

Spanky Franklin

When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.

"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"

"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."

by BonerSlap June 21, 2017

Spanky

A clown that does unspeakable things to children

"Have you heard of Spanky?" "Yeah, he molested my brother last week."

by DaveTim November 28, 2022