Near Snuffkin Experience

When one performs the act of Blumpkin, nearly dies, has to be resuscitated and survives, living to tell the tale.

Granddad: Hey did I ever tell you kids about my Near Snuffkin Experience?

Grandchild: No, please do go on.

by The Juggernaught November 1, 2009

car stuffing

fitting more than the number of intended passengers in a small car (may include 1 or more people riding in the trunk and driving in circles to confuse them)

hey i need a ride
okay but I'm already taking 6 people
whoooo car stuffing

by tri-stand da B0$$ August 29, 2012

Face Stuffing

When you literally get all the cum from your nuts and sploge it in yo girls mouth and make her choke

Me and samantha were face stuffing last night

by Deadracc March 22, 2020

junkie Stuffing

When 2 men have payed a junkie to have a 3 some with her so she can get her fix. They stuff all her holes with themselves being rough and nasty, so then it makes her feel lower than knock off thanksgiving stuffing.

Dude I got my tax return back let's to junkie Stuffing with the girls down on Elm St.

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN March 20, 2022

shuffling cards

when the person whomstdve is slobbing on thy knob jerks thy shaft whilst fiddling yonder coin purse

"Man he really shuffled my cards."
"Sandra's so poor she's shuffling cards for the mafia."

by regretrhombus June 28, 2017

elf stuffing

Little people fisting porn.

My wife caught me looking at elf stuffing and made me throw away my copy of The Wizard of Oz.

by The Pickle Farter April 16, 2009

sluffing

ditching. It usually applies to ditching school but it doesn't have to.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sluffed.

We went sluffing today during fourth period.
I sluffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sluffing.

by kerplunk304 May 12, 2006