Sniffle piffler

To accumulate a cold due to sniffing an old wet fanny,

E.g

Chelsea "I wish paddy would stop sneezing!"
Mathew "it's his own fault for sniffing an old otters pocket!"

Kid "mummy why is that mans nose red??"
Mum "don't look at him honey,he's a sniffle piffler"

by Piecemyster June 16, 2011

Snufflebutticus

The act of kissing ass even when it gets you nothing in return, to linger...

Look at Brad he is such a snufflebutticus. He has been trying to get promoted for years, bringing starbucks every morning, walking the dog and washing her car... When will he ever learn.

by w9nroses October 7, 2013

Sniffle Shits

The act of Sneezing and Sharting at the same time.

"worse day of my life..."
"why is that?"
"I have the sniffle shits and no clean underwear."
"Oh snap!"

by Odd_James May 13, 2014

snuffle demp

When someone farts and it smells so bad that you almost pass out.

"TERENCE! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SNUFFLE DEMP IN THE CAR?!"

by Furyfreeze2005 November 16, 2016

sniffle dill

When you put a pickle up your nostril to stop your nose from running.

"Hey, could you get a pickle? I need to sniffle dill."

by Furyfreeze2005 November 18, 2016

snuffle hook

A curved penis with an excessively long foreskin.

Captain Hook went hole-to-hole with his snuffle hook - sexy hooked prick!

by agoblin November 7, 2017

Snuffle Snuffle Bork Bork

Nothing is a true definition of this phrase but if ur bored just say it y cuz idk it's fun to say

Stranger:sup
Me:snuffle snuffle bork bork

Stranger: ._.

by Xiøn Cøre June 9, 2018