Slurp and Jerk
On a bifurcated penis, performing a blow job on one side, while performing a handjob on the other side.
Slurp and Jerk by SteffenHawking July 27, 2019
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Slurp Dog
The products that lurk inside tins of 'hotdogs in brine'. Actual hotdogs consist of lamb's gonads, beef rectum and murdered vietnamese boys. The 'brine' is simply filtered old man's jizz. Often eaten in times of altered mental state.
There are many different types of brand. All are essentially evil, but they can be strangely alluring at certain times. If consumed, a feeling of dirtyness and filth will become apparent in your digestive system.
Slurp Dog by Gumbo Jenkinson November 17, 2003
slurp and slide
This is when you eat a shit load of food, and add to the mixture a dozen laxatives. You call up a girl and you shit all over her house when shes asleep. Then you take her body and use it as a skim board or surf board and you coast around on the shitstream.
Man last night I pulled the slurp and slide all over suzie's new hardwood floors. -or- I want to bust out a hardcore slurp and slide on you and your family members.
slurp and slide by slamy July 23, 2004
Slurp Cup
Drinking game in which each person lines up 5 (or however many you desire) shot glasses filled with beer in front of themselves. Then everyone races to finish their shots by slurping the beer through a straw. Whoever finishes first is the winner!
slurp the turtle
To 'slurp the turtle' is a sexual act in which the giver has diarrhoea and the taker 'slurps' the poo from their anus.
slurp the turtle by passtheturtle May 24, 2018
slurp monkey
slurp monkey by fuctcfugfyty November 15, 2021
Slurp-a-derp
Slurp-a-derp by Whatevrgirl March 12, 2021