Sliced bread

Whole Bread (1723-1779) was a warrior from the 17th century who is most well-known for defending the town of Breadland. Born and raised in Breadland, he was the only child in the family and was abused by his parents. He ran away from home at the age of 8 when his father threatened to cover him in mayonnaise. He was kidnapped by fat people with fancy hats, being forced to work for them and their cooking business. However, he escaped at the age of 12 and was taken care of by breadnolologists until he was 17. After that he moved to Starchville, working as a butcher for 4 years. The 21-year-old Bread soon decided he wanted to join the Breadland army. He moved back to his hometown and was accepted into the military. He fought in many battles and overtime became a famous soldier. On June 5, 1779, he was once again kidnapped by the fancily hatted chefs he had met at an earlier age. They attempted to suffocate him using various meats and cheeses as payback for his escape. He killed several of the chefs, but was sliced in half by the leader, thus earning the nickname "Sliced Bread." Since then, the saying "the greatest thing since sliced bread" was coined in honor of the lost soldier.

This snack is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

by jugglablepotato23 September 3, 2013

Ice the Slice

When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates on the lips of the vagina. The act is evocative of putting icing on a slice of cake.

During a rigorous bout of fucking, Alison begged Andrew to pull out and ice her slice.

Dude, I can't wait to ice the slice tonight.

by MTHV January 24, 2010

pull the inflatable slide

"pulling the inflatable slide" is the new (and slightly less violent) going postal

omg, did you hear about Rodney? He hates his job so much. He's about to pull the inflatable slide.

by steven_slater August 10, 2010

let it slide

1. to put off or delay

2. to leave things as they are; to not
change or disturb a situation.

1. I paid huge interest on the phone
bill cause I let it slide for too
long.

2. I wouldn't fight over something
that stupid, best just to let it
slide.

by hipster July 6, 2004

Sike Naw

1. To negate a previous statement.
2. To express sarcasm.
3. To express disagreement with someone else's previous statement.

"The Boilermakers are sweet. Sike naw, they're terrible.
"I should spend Saturday night hanging out with my parents. Sike naw."
"I say sike naw too much."
"Sike naw, no you don't."

by Taco John October 12, 2003

city slicker

A person raised in the city and accustomed to life there.
This often leads to naivety in certain matters, and sometimes unusual prejudices.

This can be quite extreme, some displaying prejudice that is in it's own right as vile as that attributed to the average red neck.

Most of them though are quite decent folk who just don't know that you can change your car's oil yourself.

Sammy Cityboy: I didn't know you had a pocket knife! why do you have a knife?
Hank Hick: It comes in handy. See? I just used it to open this package.
Sammy Cityboy: So you don't use it to like kill people?
Hank Hick: No.
Sammy Cityboy: oh...ok.
Hank Hick: ...if I wanted to do that I'd use my 12 gauge.
*Sammy faints*
Hank Hick: Sam, you're such a city slicker...that was a joke...

by Joben July 20, 2008

Slide into my DMs

To direct message someone on social media

Bro 1: Yo bro, slide into my DMs when you get home so I know you're safe!
Bro 2: Totally bro, you're so caring bro

by ElSmarcho June 4, 2018