Alaskan Sewer Pipe

Shit in a condom, freeze it, and use it on your partner.

Jake used an Alaskan Sewer Pipe on Shawn and ripped his asshole .

by kara herron May 24, 2011

Sewer Capped

To be so severely constipated that the clogged feces is literally capping the sphincter preventing release.

Carl: please help me Doctor. I'm so constipated.

Doctor. You need more fiber, Carl. Otherwise you will continue to get Sewer Capped like this.

Carl: Sewer Capped? Is that a medical term?
Doctor: Yes. I read it on Urban Dictionary.

by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2014

Sewered

When, usually at the bar or a party, a guy (your buddy, unless your a total dick) goes for a broad, but you call out something that won't give him a chance. It's usually about an STD or him having a wife.

The opposite of being a wingman

"The Gil sewered seabass so bad at the bar last night!"

"I just fuckin', sewered the bastard when he went to pork my broad."

(At the bar) "Hey BUDDY? Have ya told her about your HIV?"

by the product August 14, 2005

Sewer Mule

1. an extremely unattractive female. 2. a female that is considered undesirable.

"This place is full of sewer mules! Where are all the hot women at?"

"No offense, but I wouldn't sleep with your sister last night because she is a sewer mule"

by ValleyMadness.com September 11, 2006

Sewer Ass

n : an ass that looks as though it could have been found in a sewer.

v : to file a lawsuit against a female

guy 1: So, what did you think of Stacy?
guy 2: She had a nice face, but a total sewer ass.

That bitch won't give me a refund! I'ma sewer ass!

by Millertime!! January 24, 2010

Slower Lower

Sussex County, Delaware. Delaware down under. Where the water is fresh, the deer run wild, the beaches are hot, the farmers take life slow and easy with no worries. Its the perfect mix of southern hospitality and northern intelligence. Its where all the original delawarians live!

No place like home. Sweet Slower Lower.

by JiggaLowe February 13, 2005

Sewercuse

Used to reference Syracuse, NY, by residents to infer disdain for their home town. Also used by outsiders to imply the C.H.U.D.-like mannerisms that the citizens therein manifest.

"Welcome to Sewercuse"

"I went to a show in Sewercuse the other day and got my ass west side storied."

by Thrashocalypse AD December 18, 2008