sleeperbater

one who rubs themselves in their 'special place' while sleeping. The purpetrator is usually completely unaware of his jolly good time in the morning.

rob: *rub*rub*rub* "ZzZzZzZzZz"
jack: hey everyone look, alan is sleeperbating
everyone: jeez, he's getting more action than a 2 dollar whore.
jack: yep. he's a very talented sleeperbater.

by johnny mackenroe September 15, 2005

sleezer

A more desperate version of a skeezer in the male form. Age varies from 34 to infinity in college towns. Usually involves greasy hair, a cheap button up shirt (collar popped) and a wierd musky smell. Synonymous with the 'one liner'.

"you know the great part about college chicks? We keep getting older, they stay the same age...." - sleezer

by Avondale Crew January 2, 2006

gay sleeve

-noun
Sleeves of a short sleeve shirt that are too short, and only cover about 25% of the upper arm.

This happens many times when guys wear girls shirts. Or when attempting to show off "guns".

d00d this shirt really shows off my barbed wire arm band tattoo...

d00d u got gay sleeve. >.>

by U-R March 20, 2009

wizard sleeves

Curiously large and therefore flappy, vagina lips.

"That bird last night was equipped with some monstrous wizard sleeves!"

Friend 1 - "What was her minge like?"
Mentally Scarred Friend - "Her pish flaps were huge!"
Friend 2 - "Wizard sleeves!"

by Gr8 October 28, 2007

wizard's sleeve

n. similie. A huge twat, akin to Gandalf's cloak in lord of the ring's, from which one could feasibly magically produce a rabbit, a deck of cards and make the empire state building dissapear. See also clown's pocket, welly top

"I nearly lost my head in her wizard's sleeve"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Wizard's Sleeve

A loose, wrinked vagina resembling the sleeve opening of the stereotypical Wizard's cloak.

"I would date her but she's a bit old for me. She could be hiding a Wizard's sleeve down there."

by Slave 1 July 1, 2005

skeever beaver

A vagina that is absurdly dirty, abused, sloppy, and loose.

Yo, I bet Angelina Jolie has a skeever beaver.

by Jumoma June 3, 2006